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~*Stevey Baebee*~ [Dead Nigger] hXc Ska Ska Ska

It's O-S-C-A-R

About Me

I'm actually white. I'm in the Army, so all you Army gold digging 18yr old skank-bitches should hit me up, we can have sex and I'll promise to marry you. No really. I totally will. I have a penchant for buggery. I'm looking for a kindhearted 13yr old homeless girl to keep as a love slave, whom I shall force to wear pink wigs and bash my genitals with miniature models of famous buildings. I invented the question mark, a fact which I lament not having patented it sooner. I have little to no love for the handicapped. In my eyes, if an ape can learn Kung Fu, a legless man should be able to scuttle the extra 5 feet without having a reserved parking spot. In nobler times, the same man would prove his worth or be thrown in with the hamburger meat to sustain those of us crafty enough to hold on to all of our appendages. Retards would, naturally, be used for manual labor, because lord knows they're big and strong. The happiest man in the world is a retard with a shovel, but of course putting them to use wouldn't be "politically correct". Neither would making the blind-deaf-and dumb into sex slaves. It's not liek they know what's going on.but I digress, add me.
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My Interests

Uuhhh... I can whittle a spoon out of soap with another spoon, so that we now have 2 spoons but one of them is soap. I can perform weddings and funerals in Utah. Ummm, I have an extensive knowledge of useless things. I can bullshit at a 12th grade lvl.

I'd like to meet:

Just leave. You scratch the surface and what you'll find is yourself reflected back at you without all the makeup you wear to cover up the rotten son of a bitch that you are inside. I ran over your favorite dog. I'm the guy who bought your dad his first beer and taught him how to slap your mom around. I poked the hole in the condom and switched your grandma's pills for Flintstone Vitamins. I'm the guy who put ketchup on your burger when you CLEARLY asked for mustard. I'm the little voice in the cop's head that tells him to pull you over for being black. I'm the little voice in the black man's head that tells him to shoot the cop before he finds the drugs under the seat. I'm the clown at your 5th birthday party that taught you what a "bad touch" was. I sliced your tires open in the pouring rain. I fingered your daughter during the Passover satre'. I put you on the internet naked because you told me I couldn't hurt you. I was your only friend then threw you away as soon as I was done with you. I have your social security number on my desk. I'll love you for a week, then forget you exist.There, now I have something about me on here.I'm looking for a poor girl with a sweet face that doesn't know any better than to think I'm a great guy. Poor girls are hard to let down. No one notices when they dissappear.

Music:

Rammstein, Voltaire, Wutang, RHCP, Modest Mouse, David Bowie, Dragonforce, Dethklok, Masta Ace, DangerDoom, Beck, R.E.M., Gothy ambient shit music, Gorillaz, anything with a Spanish guitar and a Bagpipes and a keytar

Movies:

Ocean's 11, Star Wars (fuck George Lucas though), Traffic, Collateral, Tarantino flicks, Sin City, I 3 Huckabees, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Heroes:

Anton Lavey and Charles Manson

My Blog

Check ignition and may God’s love be with you

I wander what God thought when Cain strangled Abel to death. I wanna know what the look on his face was. Must have been priceless. Like,"Oh look, they learned how to do that."I love that story. It's t...
Posted by ~*Stevey Baebee*~ [Dead Nigger] hXc Ska Ska Ska on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:48:00 PST

SKS and Mojo Hands

I'm getting me some voodoo.I'm also buying an assault rifle.Also trying to get on as an assistant minister.I figure if nigger magic and guns can't get me paid, I might as well become a priest or somet...
Posted by ~*Stevey Baebee*~ [Dead Nigger] hXc Ska Ska Ska on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:08:00 PST

Bible Study

In the bible, Ham, the son of Noah who moved into Africa, walks into his father’s tent after Noah became drunk and sees him naked. He tells his brothers who quickly cover Noah’s ...
Posted by ~*Stevey Baebee*~ [Dead Nigger] hXc Ska Ska Ska on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:19:00 PST

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup

Oreos. Plastic bag. Plastic bag of cookies. Suffocate. Pull tight until he stops breathing. Wiggle. Wiggle Worm wiggle wiggle. Dead now. He goes dead now. Talky meat. He loves to talky talky all ...
Posted by ~*Stevey Baebee*~ [Dead Nigger] hXc Ska Ska Ska on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:34:00 PST

For Alethea

Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self.Therefore trust the physician, and drink his reme...
Posted by ~*Stevey Baebee*~ [Dead Nigger] hXc Ska Ska Ska on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:54:00 PST

This is what we call "Relevent Nostalgia"

"Your aura used to be all explodey, now it's just...like...dead...."That's a quote up there. Shortly after she forgot how doors work and slammed her face in one. Not to discredit the girl, just to giv...
Posted by ~*Stevey Baebee*~ [Dead Nigger] hXc Ska Ska Ska on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:12:00 PST

Your aura used to be all explodey, and now it's just, like, dead....

 That's a quote up there. Shortly after she forgot how doors work and slammed her face in one. Not to discredit the girl, just to give context. She might have been the single most impor...
Posted by ~*Stevey Baebee*~ [Dead Nigger] hXc Ska Ska Ska on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:25:00 PST

An hero?

Let's hope so! *BLOG EDIT GO!!!*7amWell, I should be dead, but ti seems O.D.ing on pain killers is a tougher nut than a acorn to chew.If I say nothing well of Heath then let me say he knew how to An H...
Posted by ~*Stevey Baebee*~ [Dead Nigger] hXc Ska Ska Ska on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:25:00 PST

Cunt without the N

To start off, let me clarify something that keeps coming up and I have to bastard explain it constantly.I am not a Nazi.Never was to be honest.I did the whole Nazi thing to have a piss at the SHARP sk...
Posted by ~*Stevey Baebee*~ [Dead Nigger] hXc Ska Ska Ska on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:27:00 PST

If he werent so unstable, hed probably go insane...

Sometimes I toy around with the idea of being a Hero and getting revenge on the person who killed the only thing I ever really loved, but then I remember that the only way to do that is to point a gun...
Posted by ~*Stevey Baebee*~ [Dead Nigger] hXc Ska Ska Ska on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:05:00 PST