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Uuhhh... I can whittle a spoon out of soap with another spoon, so that we now have 2 spoons but one of them is soap. I can perform weddings and funerals in Utah. Ummm, I have an extensive knowledge of useless things. I can bullshit at a 12th grade lvl.
Just leave. You scratch the surface and what you'll find is yourself reflected back at you without all the makeup you wear to cover up the rotten son of a bitch that you are inside. I ran over your favorite dog. I'm the guy who bought your dad his first beer and taught him how to slap your mom around. I poked the hole in the condom and switched your grandma's pills for Flintstone Vitamins. I'm the guy who put ketchup on your burger when you CLEARLY asked for mustard. I'm the little voice in the cop's head that tells him to pull you over for being black. I'm the little voice in the black man's head that tells him to shoot the cop before he finds the drugs under the seat. I'm the clown at your 5th birthday party that taught you what a "bad touch" was. I sliced your tires open in the pouring rain. I fingered your daughter during the Passover satre'. I put you on the internet naked because you told me I couldn't hurt you. I was your only friend then threw you away as soon as I was done with you. I have your social security number on my desk. I'll love you for a week, then forget you exist.There, now I have something about me on here.I'm looking for a poor girl with a sweet face that doesn't know any better than to think I'm a great guy. Poor girls are hard to let down. No one notices when they dissappear.
Rammstein, Voltaire, Wutang, RHCP, Modest Mouse, David Bowie, Dragonforce, Dethklok, Masta Ace, DangerDoom, Beck, R.E.M., Gothy ambient shit music, Gorillaz, anything with a Spanish guitar and a Bagpipes and a keytar
Ocean's 11, Star Wars (fuck George Lucas though), Traffic, Collateral, Tarantino flicks, Sin City, I 3 Huckabees, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Anton Lavey and Charles Manson