old maid ♥

be safe. be strong. look after us. we miss you. we love you. r.i.p danni ♥im sometimes referred to as the barn yard animal bear. i have two friends that call themselves swan and goose for some reason.put us in a room and we walk around on all fours. i have blue eyes. i have a neglected dog called roxy. i love her. i think jorji and vic are alright. i love getting renee drunk at ormond station and listening to indians play their ring tones. i love berendale and sports tour! boys in speedos is just my dream. i think the summer time is the most fun. gunnamatta. ocean grove. torquay. bali is heaven. ruskis were me and lucys preferred drink of year 9. strattbomb and me dont get out of the water at the beach. we are "the drowned rats."ive known molly since year 7 she knows too much and drinks too much. jess, the coppers daughter is a favourite and has no lunch.we are the virgin mary's. helena knows my insides, she knew them when i was 4 as well. i miss playing tennis. i like buako vodka with hannah. she makes everything a party. rosie is the most amazing webcam artist in the world(whipped cream).i like how liz gives me free foot longs at subway. shes my favourite subway artist. followed closely by tilly renee and spam. i like dancing with laura dok. i like dancing. my birthday is 2 days after christmas. always spent in ocean grove. in a tent. and it wont change for a very long time. jorji and vic have had to care for me drunk far too many times. i used to get angry at bec far too much when i was drunk. then vic. now no one. fingers crossed. laura sparno is loud. rebeccas holiday house is just one massive party. and i love and miss it. leah frangu is a star girl for life.so is keelin. im sorry for making you chase me half naked keelin. but it was ur fault for giving me the alcohol.karina and me were maggots in year 7.and maggots in yr 10.smelly elly is a party. and massive gangster. chloe loves my random facts. hippos milk is bright pink. i love making fun of her height.Cathys house in summer i live for that spa.and that room. i love ben harper. my dream came true at his concert. he kissed me. xavier rudd is up there with the best of them. i love the ormond footy boys from my primary school. their legend lives on. im fucking bored. go fly a kite. bess is a nagle 2 dyke Get Your Own! | View Slideshow