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Matty J

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

After you meet me, you will refer to me as the dumbest person you have ever met. Not because I am stupid, I just would rather your friends are surprised when I meet them and I am average, then it will seem like I am really smart in contrast to what you have told them. So I am telling you, please refer to me as the dumbest person you have ever met...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Vegans.

Music:

Andrew Bird, Brendan Benson, Architecture in Helsinki, de Novo Dahl, Sufjan Stevens, Ambulance LTD, Lateef, the Shins, Old Crow Medicine Show, Gift of Gab, Diverse, Rjd2, Led Zeppelin, Fountains of Wayne, DJ Shadow, the New Pornographers, Hint, Ben Folds, Cut Chemist, Brother Ali, Atmosphere, P.O.S., Cat Stevens, Prefuse 73, Travis, Flaming Lips, Luna, Jurassic 5, Weezer (old school - not new)

Movies:

Supersize Me, Farenheit 9/11, Happy Accidents, Old School, Super Troopers, Strange Brew, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Belly, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Fast Times, Caddyshack, Christmas Vacation, Amelie, Tommy, Me you and everyone we know, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken

Television:

Six Feet Under, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Scrubs, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, The Great Space Coaster (Gary Gnu has all the news, sucka), Space Ghost, 3-2-1 Contact (with the Bloodhound Gang...of course)

Books:

Science Fiction (mainly), alternative food choice (no mistreatment of animals for me please)

Heroes:

John Robbins, All of the Gangster Rappers on Cribs (They is the shit, yo!). Dane Cook...