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What can i say that will make me sound like a fun and interesting person? - Wellllllll - i have twice defeated evil mad scientists bent on world destruction, i have flown to mars and saturn in a self made spacecraft, and i have helped over 300 little old ladies cross the street. Okay now seriously- im just your average all-american white boy - enjoys sports (niners, giants, sharks, warriors). i also play on a softball team out at twin creeks, listens to mainly anything rock from beatles to disturbed/slayer but i can handle most other kinds of music except county (who cares about thier exs, trucks, and dogs). I own 2 muscle cars - a 69 purple GTO and a 70 Nova SS. Currently attending DeAnza and West Valley to get my GE stuff and my AA out of the way so i can transfer to SJSU or UCSC - majoring in Psych. I fully enjoy watching movies and can be considered an expert of the cheezy one-liners (especially from the 80s). I am a self styled comic without work or talent so to pay the bills i work 2 jobs which kills my social life and my physical studliness. I am currently engaged to a wonderful girl that is truly special (and i dont mean short-bus special). Ok well that about sums up what i can think about at 3PM on myself - so any other thoughts, questions, whatever just write me an messegeI am 24% Emo... Okay... so I'm not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... I am probably a metal head... or into boy bands... Take the
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@ FualiDotComI am 14% White Trash.
.. I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. Take the
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jake Smith
Birthday: 8/8/79
Birthplace: Santa Clara
Current Location: San jose
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dirty blonde
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: english,scottish,irish,swedish - yup im all whitey
The Shoes You Wore Today: my etnies
Your Weakness: cheesecake
Your Fears: none that i can think of - wait does losing my wiener count
Your Perfect Pizza: hawaiian with pepperoni and extra sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: New job, move out, be engaged
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - wait what was the question?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I and whose under-roos am i wearing
Your Best Physical Feature: Ill leave that to your imagination
Your Bedtime: last year around xmas
Your Most Missed Memory: my cat merlyn
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck - does that count?
Do you Sing: Only if i want to cause animals severe pain
Do you Shower Daily: I try but sometimes its just too hard to get out of bed
Have you Been in Love: Yes and still am thank you
Do you want to go to College: In college
Do you want to get Married: Of course - its in the works
Do you belive in yourself: I hope so or else whats the point
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Isnt that up to everyone else? - But i think im damn hot
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: bad ass - if only rain wasnt involoved
Do you play an Instrument: heehee - oh an actual one - uhh i used to play guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes - all the time - if for no reason other than to make fun of people
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: a whole box cause i ate a few yesterday
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No - but still trying to work that one out with the LoLo
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: does sugar packets from Dennys count?
Ever been Drunk: Yes i think - cant really remember
Ever been called a Tease: Can guys be teases?
Ever been Beaten up: No - im 3-0 baby
Ever Shoplifted: Yes - i was a klepto in my younger days
How do you want to Die: during sex - although that might creep out the other person
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a toys-r-us kid - but seriously a Sports Psychologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: It doenst matter to me but if i had to pick - long
Height: no preference
Weight: as long as they make you happy who cares
Best Clothing Style: skater/punk/goth/rocker/none :)
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: close to 300 or so
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: only 3
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how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?Your results:
You are Batman Batman 75% Robin 52% Superman 50% Supergirl 45% Hulk 45% Spider-Man 40% The Flash 40% Wonder Woman 35% Iron Man 35% Green Lantern 30% Catwoman 30% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...