Oh Single Drop of Urine |
Oh single drop of urine what misfortune hath befallen, whose maelstrom we are now in Climaxing with your appearance Alone and silent on a barren land so very far from home Oh single drop of urine May...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:19:00 GMT |
True Hollywood Stories: Calvin B. Jones |
Another slightly older writing I’m making available to you, John Q. This was initiated by an inside joke, but will hopefully still be enjoyable to all.==== Recently, I was informed that a...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:52:00 GMT |
My realistically achievable New Years resolutions |
Editor’s Note: I wrote this shortly after the new year. Not everyone seemed to understand that this was satire (no finger pointing), so I’ll mention it now. Enjoy.I resol...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:43:00 GMT |
My eminence rises (and other euphemisms for erections) |
(Editor's note: it's been a minute since I dropped some science on y'all, so even though my pen was a bit rusty and this isn't my best stuff, I'm gonna bless y'all with it anyway. Mathematics!) ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:22:00 GMT |
Quotes from Dr. King |
In the spirit of the day, here are a few selected quotes from Dr. King."Like Paul, I must constantly respond to the Macedonian call for aid. Moreover, I am cognizant of the interrelatedness of all com...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 15:34:00 GMT |
This shit needs no intro |
A: So we start with a blank screen. Silence. Then white text comes up, in some font, I don't know which one, some classy one, like Helvetica or something. Definitely not Comic ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 23:21:00 GMT |
Violence in the 21st century |
Professional Football Game Attendee Primer I recently was able to attend a San Francisco 49ers of the National Football League (tm) home game, and though I was able to seamlessly blend in with the ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 23:10:00 GMT |
A Joe by any other name |
I worked with Joe several years ago. Nice guy, a little overweight, curious fascination with anime porn, didn't clip his fingernails enough, but a ton of fun when he was drunk. Would alway...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:25:00 GMT |
Floating face down |
Maybe the constant passing of days is simply turning me into a miser, but recently I've been struck with an odd feeling regarding some pop culture. It wasn't immediately obvious to me why I wasn...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 13:12:00 GMT |
The anatomy of an erection |
This weekend, I had a new experience. No, I didn't meet a girl who actually found my conversation witty or face attractive. Those would be new experiences, but they are unlikely. Ins...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 23:18:00 GMT |
