TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bob
Birthday: 2
Birthplace: 19
Current Location: here
Eye Color: what?
Hair Color: you're drunk
Height: you know you don't make any sense
Right Handed or Left Handed: when you're drunk
Your Heritage: I have no idea
The Shoes You Wore Today: what the fuck
Your Weakness: is going on right now
Your Fears: Do you
Your Perfect Pizza: know which way
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: my mommy went
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I can't find
Thoughts First Waking Up: my mommy
Your Best Physical Feature: have you seen my mommy?
Your Bedtime: has anybody
Your Most Missed Memory: seen my mommy?
Pepsi or Coke: dude, what the fuck are you doing?
MacDonalds or Burger King: what do you mean
Single or Group Dates: what the fuck am I doing?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: you're going to scare the people
Chocolate or Vanilla: what are you talking about?
Cappuccino or Coffee: they're not going to understand
Do you Smoke: sure they will
Do you Swear: no they won't
Do you Sing: trust me on this one man
Do you Shower Daily: look
Have you Been in Love: people just don't understand people like you and me
Do you want to go to College: ok
Do you want to get Married: I mean they can't know
Do you belive in yourself: we can't let them
Do you get Motion Sickness: if they find out they'll put us away
Do you think you are Attractive: call us a madman
Are you a Health Freak: then we'll only have each other
Do you get along with your Parents: we'll be in here all alone
Do you like Thunderstorms: someday the others will come back
Do you play an Instrument: someday we'll be a family again
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: all of us
In the past month have you Smoked: we'll all be Todd again
In the past month have you been on Drugs: but we must be patient
In the past month have you gone on a Date: we must be quiet
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: we can't scare them
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: if they find out
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: who knows what they'll do to us
In the past month have you been on Stage: you remember what they did to us before don't you?
In the past month have you been Dumped: you remember the treatments don't you?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: do you want the treatments again?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: do you Todd?
Ever been Drunk: well do you?
Ever been called a Tease: answer me.
Ever been Beaten up: I SAID ANSWER ME GOD DAMN IT
Ever Shoplifted: DO YOU WANT THE TREATMENTS AGAIN?
How do you want to Die: no
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: what was that
What country would you most like to Visit: no
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I STILL DIDN'T HEAR YOU TODD
Favourite Hair Color: WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN
Short or Long Hair: I SAID NO
Height: NO I DON'T WANT THE TREATMENTS AGAIN
Weight: are we done now?
Clothing Style: can we stop playing?
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't want to play with you anymore
Number of CDs I own: you're starting to scare me
Number of Piercings: well, you're starting to scare all the people Todd
Number of Tattoos: I know
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Well, stop it
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You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.
Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.
atheism
79%
Satanism
79%
agnosticism
75%
Paganism
63%
Islam
54%
Buddhism
54%
Judaism
42%
Hinduism
38%
Christianity
29%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Religious Note :
The Five Commandments (The Pentabarf)
Know Ye This O Man of Faith!
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing What he Reads.
To learn more about Discordianism please check out The Principia Discordia or you can drop me a line and ask
Todd --
[noun]:
A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins
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