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Dynamite

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About Me

I am a Mom. I have a beautiful family, and an insanely handsome kid. When I get drunk I speak spanish like a motherfucker! Ive been known to smash bottles into peoples' skulls. Trust me, I will fuck your shit up. I am in love with the salvadorian charm. Yes, I do have a southern accent, and I aint afraid to use it. Im shallow as fuck...or so you think... Theres a lot you'll never know.

My Interests

The Arkansas Heartbreakers, Poopy Pants Resinos, Brandon, Dillon, Chance, and Elliot Alexander---the loves of my life, family, drinkin dancin and dudes, Arkansas Hardcore and all things involved, puttin the whore in horror.

I'd like to meet:

FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS THREE!!! WWW.WM3.ORG

Music:

MORE METAL THAN GRANDMA'S KETTLE Dolly Parton, Every Time I Die, The Handshake Murders, At The Gates, The Crown, The Murder City Devils, Iron and Wine, The Sounds, pretty much anything 80's.

Movies:

Cold Mountain, Dont Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead, Captain Ron, Anythin Eric hates...

Television:

DEXTER!! Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, Weeds, American Dad, King of the Hill, Rome, Carnivale, Brotherhood, The Tudors, and Squidbillies 3

Books:

Anything Chuck Palahniuk, anything about metal or rock n roll, books about bones, dead things, and human anatomy. The Devil's Knot, Broken Summers, Harry Potter.

Heroes:

Those people who are so ashamed of themselves that they have private myspace profiles...

My Blog

Those first words were missed...

We all know why you're still holding onto this one, my friend. Did you run away from your family all to be something you can never be? What more do you want from me? Do you still want an apology? Well...
Posted by Dynamite on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST