brickhouse

I am from the sticks of Arkansas. I'm the only woman alive that doesn't think Johnny Depp is hot. I'm waiting for Teddy Riley to be my jam mentor. I wonder why GUY never made a video for the song, "I Like" which is probably the best jam ever. I'm sarcastic. I've attended way more universities than you ever thought about. For reasons out of my control like...hurricanes...I was forced to move around so I'm not be finished yet. This is giving me a new anxiety, BUT I am so educated that you absolutely cannot fade me. As a result of my start and stop attempts at finishing school, I can produce your tv show, produce and record your music track, write a review, and use my sign language skills to talk about you. Don't try and step to me. I know all the words to Paul's Boutique. I'm wondering what happened to Sting....I mean, why all the wack solo albums? He was genius in the Police. Wondering where to move to next. Avoiding Doritos and red bean ice cream, which are my diet Kryptonite. Wondering why Nic Cage is making crappy movies lately. Being annoyed that everyone in this area listens to Dave Matthews. I can bust out in a Janet Jackson dance sequence in a moment's notice. I have a southern accent. I'm a dreamer. I look for beauty in things and people. I have a ridiculous amount of useless music trivia stored in my head. I didn’t have MTV growing up; I had Friday night videos. I spent my childhood wearing headphones and thinking Barry Gibb was Jesus. As a kid I fell in love with synthesizers, drum machines, DEVO, and the sound of an 808. I love to laugh and/or make people laugh even if they are laughing at me I don’t care. I have a 3-legged cat. I love Thai tea. I have horrible luck with cars and things happening to them. I love watching Bob Ross. I make the best chocolate chip cookies. I need more hours in a day. I love chocolate. My favorite Beatle was John. Tom Baker is my favorite Dr. Who. I miss the old Michael Jackson, but I’m fascinated with the crazy current Michael Jackson. I sometimes have red hair. I smell like Keiko Mecheri's Hanae and my toenails are always painted. I’m trapped in the body of a white girl. You want to talk 80's, old school, or new jack swing? I’m your girl and I’ve got the record collection to prove it. I’m the only person I know with a picture of Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis on their fridge. I also secretly love the sound of Miami Booty Bass, and I am a closet Phil Collins fan. If you know Aaron Hall or Gary Numan and you know all the words to "It's Tricky" by RUN DMC, you are down with me. I’ll break out the cardboard.......come on over.