Rev. J. F. Monti, Jr.

(syntax) LIKES - ART: coop , big daddy roth , h.r.giger , mark ryden , frank kozik , eric white , jean-michel basquiat , hans bellmer. SMELLS:scotch tape, fall, clean sheets, anise/licorice, turpentines, pumpkin guts, pencil shavings and crayons ACTIVITIES:hanging out in bars, using up the hot water, arguing, art stuffs. DISLIKES: drug addicts, racists, styrofoam cups, whores, dress codes, patchouli, bees, milk, paris hilton, people who say "irregardless" or "took it for granite," people who clip their nails in public. SPECS: i can't be reasoned with easily. art is my hobby, but not my proffession. anything above 70 degrees makes me nauseous. my pants never touch my ankles. i grind my teeth so loud in my sleep it sounds like a train wreck. the rest of the year revolves around halloween. i've an uncontrolable urge to bite kittens whenever they roll onto their backs. i seriously hate the beatles. i don't like small talk or parties. the sound of bees makes the hairs on my neck stand. i don't like sugar. i don't have my driver's license. i sometimes sing roger miller songs in the shower. i may or may not be a hessian. i can't do cartwheels or handstands, nor can i touch my toes without bending my knees. i hate talking on the phone. i've been arrested a few times. sandwiches are my favorite food...