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Rev. J. F. Monti, Jr.

keepin' the lotion in the basket since 78

About Me

(syntax) LIKES - ART: coop , big daddy roth , h.r.giger , mark ryden , frank kozik , eric white , jean-michel basquiat , hans bellmer. SMELLS:scotch tape, fall, clean sheets, anise/licorice, turpentines, pumpkin guts, pencil shavings and crayons ACTIVITIES:hanging out in bars, using up the hot water, arguing, art stuffs. DISLIKES: drug addicts, racists, styrofoam cups, whores, dress codes, patchouli, bees, milk, paris hilton, people who say "irregardless" or "took it for granite," people who clip their nails in public. SPECS: i can't be reasoned with easily. art is my hobby, but not my proffession. anything above 70 degrees makes me nauseous. my pants never touch my ankles. i grind my teeth so loud in my sleep it sounds like a train wreck. the rest of the year revolves around halloween. i've an uncontrolable urge to bite kittens whenever they roll onto their backs. i seriously hate the beatles. i don't like small talk or parties. the sound of bees makes the hairs on my neck stand. i don't like sugar. i don't have my driver's license. i sometimes sing roger miller songs in the shower. i may or may not be a hessian. i can't do cartwheels or handstands, nor can i touch my toes without bending my knees. i hate talking on the phone. i've been arrested a few times. sandwiches are my favorite food...

My Interests

cyberpunk, goth/industrial, absinthe, burlesque, synth, low brow art, horror, kitsch, cellos, oral fixations, broken dolls, heavy petting, PBR, cussing, sleeping, zombies, r'lyeh, skating, powell peralta, braces (arms/legs/face,) kittehs, moths, quantum theory, drunken roller coasters rides, respirators.
Disorder
Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Moderate
Schizoid Disorder : High
Schizotypal Disorder : Very High
Antisocial Disorder : High
Borderline Disorder : Very High
Histrionic Disorder : High
Narcissistic Disorder : Moderate
Avoidant Disorder : High
Dependent Disorder : Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Moderate

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Music:


the moulettes, the birthday massacre, hanin elias, jucifer, jack off jill, scarling., the hidden, autonervous, adult., will haven, atari teenage riot, shizuo, ec8or, alec empire, there were wires, lolita storm, phallus uber alles, christoph de babalon, converge, satyricon, sleater-kinney, dillinger escape plan, black heart procession, peaches, ministry, neurosis, mindless self indulgence, black dahlia murder, lamb of god, slayer, battle of mice, made out of babies, romeo void, dystopia, skinny puppy, marilyn manson, wumpscut, nick cave, cindergarden, einsturzende neubauten, dresden dolls, schizoid, brutal truth, bikini kill, cold cold hearts, bratmobile, today is the day, year of our lord, aphex twin, dj spooky, hate in the box, cinema strange, clutch, murder city devils, switchblade symphony, portishead, tricky, massive attack, angels on acid, vicious alliance, dawn of ashes, psyclon nine, mazzy star, bat for lashes, clan of xymox, tactical sekt, schoolyard heroes, imperative reaction, creature feature, mindFIELD, ionnokx

Movies:

fall, donnie darko, the prophecy, 28 days later, heathers, pi, dead alive, super troopers, evil dead, lilo & stitch, dog soldiers, the reanimator, hellraiser, dawn of the dead, texas chainsaw massacre, uncle buck, last house on the left, trilogy of terror, alien, the brood, frankenhooker, they live, the thing, wet hot american summer, basquiat, event horizon, requiem for a dream, beetlejuice, nightmare before christmas, edward scissorhands, the eye, corpse bride, battle royale, ichi the killer, punch drunk love, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaun of the dead.

Television:

spaced, the family guy, the state, csi, law and order.

Books:

snow crash, the wind up bird chronicles, schroedinger's cat, the last three minutes, the anatomy coloring book, creepy susie & 13 other tragic tales for troubled children, scary stories to tell in the dark 1-3, the little book of bunny suicides, geek love, the story of O, stiff:the curious lives of human cadavers, and pretty much anything by h.p. lovecraft.