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CHRISHALEY IS..

I'm not anybody that you oughta know.

About Me

Imagine yourself BLASTED with the Universal force called the VIGOR TRIGGER, imbuing your super-cellular structure with complete mastery over the molecular mainframe of creation! This DID happen, readers, to unassuming cartoonist Chris Haley, now known more famously as THE ENTHUSIAST--the man who can excite any electron--the lad who wields power over all particles--the HERO who has CONQUERED THE IMPOSSIBLE! From the subatomic to galactic, he fights evil alongside his plentifully powered pals in the MAC, and stands as one of the original and most respected members of that coalition of mighty champions!
BUTTONS BY CHRISHALEY
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Give the gift that keeps giving.. and by keeps giving, I mean is cheap.
HUZZAH! Let the joyous word be spread that a Buy 5, Get 5 Free! 10 Pack can also be purchased!
Quickly now! Everyone aboard the chrishaley-art-button-bandwagon before it leaves you behind!
See how it blazes a righteous trail for parts unknown and fashionable!
I'm Jesus with a laser gun, and you're all going to Hell!
I know how to take care of everything. I'm boom-crash-on-again.
Join the CHRIS ARMY
http://myspace.com/mauxfaux
Go give my band a listen.
Then add us on here!!
Or feel free to go check out my "live-j" at http://www.livejournal.com/users/thechrishaley/

My Interests

music (see below). art. singing. writing. drawing. photography. storytelling. reading. comics. Nintendo. Superman. skateboarding. ideas. love. learning. Penny Arcade. Continuing my journey wherever it may lead.

I'd like to meet:


Currently seeking: Girl with interesting personality and a knack for plotting world domination.

PEOPLE I HAVE TO MEET
MIKE NELSON
JOAN JETT
VAN HALEN
Dave Chappelle
SLOAN
mcchris
Darth Vader
Mike Mignola
People who don't actively watch reality television and aren't interested in starting "drama"... who needs either?

I drew this.

I like comic books.

If that doesn't work for you, don't bother asking to be friends with me.

Music:

AM Radio, Air, Andrew W.K., Ash, Askil Holm, The Beatles, Ben Kweller, Ben Folds, Bjork, Bleu, Blur, Butch Walker, Candlebox, The Cardigans, Charlotte Hatherly, Creeper Lagoon, CKY, The Cure, Danko Jones, The Darkness, Death From Above 1979, Def Leppard, DETHKLOK, Dig, The Dissociatives, The Doves, Electric Six, Elliott Smith, Extreme, Faith No More, The Features, Fenix TX, Fountains of Wayne, Fozzy, Further Seems Forever, Gorillaz, Gotham Road, Graves, Him, Hot Hot Heat, Iced Earth, Idlewild, Interpol, Jazzy June, Jeff Buckley, Jet, Judas Priest, Jude, Kara's Flowers, Kasabian, KISS, Led Zeppelin, Liam Lynch, The Marvelous 3, Matthew Sweet, Mauxfaux, mcchris, MC Frontalot, Midtown, The Misfits, Motorhead, Mourning Widows, Muse, Nada Surf, Nirvana, Nuno Bettencourt, Oasis, Ok Go, Old 97s, Ours, Ozma, Pearl Jam, Pete Yorn, Phantom Planet, Placebo, Population 1, Prince, Probot, QUEEN, Queens of the Stone Age, R.E.M., Remy Zero, RHCP, Rhett Miller, Robbie Williams, Rocket From The Crypt, Rooney, Rufus Wainwright, Ryan Adams, Saves the Day, Scahtzi, Self, Sigur Ros, Silverchair (Diorama is one of the best albums I've ever heard), Sloan, The Smiths, Snow Patrol, Sondre Lerche, Spacehog, Space Twins, Spoon, Sufjan Stevens, Superchunk, Superdrag, Tegan & Sara, Tenacious D, The Toadies, Travis, VAN HALEN, White Light Motorcade, Weezer

Movies:

SUPERMAN

SUPERMAN RETURNS

Trainspotting, 28 Days Later, Battle Royale, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tennenbaums, Casino Royale, American History X, American Beauty, American Psycho, Lost in Translation, The Lord of the Rings, L.A. Confidential, Ed Wood, anything with Zombies, Godzilla movies, The Wallace and Gromit Trilogy, STAR WARS, Kung Fu Hustle, Universal Monster Movies, 50s Sci-Fi, more to come..

Television:

MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000

Home Movies

The Venture Bros., Metalocalypse, Kids in the Hall, Space Ghost:C2C, Dr. Katz, Sports Night, Buffy, Firefly, Mr. Show, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Futurama, Legion of Super-Heroes, Family Guy, Danger Mouse, The Office, My Name Is Earl, Mythbusters, Teen Titans, Miami Ink

Books:

Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life, The Martian Chronicles, Rebel Without a Crew, That Hideous Strength, Have a Nice Day!, Beowulf, 46 Pages, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Foley is Good, The Thief of Always, anything Ray Bradbury

Heroes:

Superman. Jim Henson. Freddie Mercury. Scott Pilgrim. James Kochalka. Thomas Paine. Brendon Small. Robert Rodriguez. Liam Lynch. Mr. Pants. Speed Racer. Kermit the Frog. Anyone who does what they set out to do. Anyone who owns Diorama.

My Blog

New York City

I'm too melancholy for my own good sometimes.It's really hot and sweaty here.Smelly also.Crowded.I'm listening to Joey snore.He's taken a ton of hella sweet pictures though.Good first day of the show ...
Posted by CHRISHALEY IS.. on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 10:13:00 PST

We’re going to MoCCA.

Dreams come to life in steps.Curt's up next.Maggie is awesome for making these for us.MoCCA is next weekend!I'm hell of stressed trying to get everything all wrapped up and finished and figured out. ...
Posted by CHRISHALEY IS.. on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:08:00 PST

For a very good cause, so take 30 seconds to read it.

It's almost go time for the charity event I mentioned to you previously.The first round of charity auctions go live starting this weekend.I'm involved in a few and so are a ton of artists a million ti...
Posted by CHRISHALEY IS.. on Fri, 02 May 2008 06:22:00 PST

I don’t care about Grand Theft Auto 4.

I don't give a shit about Grand Theft Auto 4.I feel like this series is kind of undeservedly popular. Which is to say that its popularity is not in reasonable correlation with its quality.The Penny Ar...
Posted by CHRISHALEY IS.. on Fri, 02 May 2008 06:21:00 PST

The things I put in my mouth..

I just tried this candy from somewhere in Asia that was apparently some kind of sweet & sour, quasi-gummy prune covered in sugar and super hot sauce.This passes for candy in Asia!What does that h...
Posted by CHRISHALEY IS.. on Fri, 02 May 2008 06:19:00 PST

Just go ahead now..

If you're not new around these parts, you're probably aware that Sloan is one of, if not my favorite band.They just announced they're releasing their 9th album in June.This is very exciting to me.Even...
Posted by CHRISHALEY IS.. on Fri, 02 May 2008 06:18:00 PST

It Never Stops Raining : Part 2

2. 5:42 AMIt Never Stops Raining is brought to you by Curt Franklin & chrishaley....
Posted by CHRISHALEY IS.. on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:21:00 PST

It Never Stops Raining : Part One

1. 5:40 AMIt Never Stops Raining is brought to you by Curt Franklin & chrishaley....
Posted by CHRISHALEY IS.. on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:20:00 PST

Baby, I’ve got some words for you..

Composite Superman by Curt Franklin and me....
Posted by CHRISHALEY IS.. on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:18:00 PST

Phantom Planet

I saw Phantom Planet the other night.It was great.Not as great as the last time I saw them, but still great.Thus ends my review of the show....
Posted by CHRISHALEY IS.. on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:16:00 PST