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Rob

Yuck! I really can't stand that band....Oh hi, how are ya?

About Me

I think my life could be summed up with almost ANY Descendents song. It's scary. I'm always ready to laugh. I tend to over-analyze everything. I love music, but not yours. My attention span is ridiculously limited. I'm pretty normal, just don't ask my friends. It's only Myspace. Who cares that much anyway? Yet, don't ever underestimate me.

My Interests

I like things that don't bug me out.

I'd like to meet:

People with a sense of humor....Seriously. img src="http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/5113/cutout4ed3cm.jp g"

Music:

Descendents, Smiths, NOFX, Dinosaur Jr, Sonic Youth, Operation Ivy, Minor Threat, Depeche Mode, Cure, Pixies, X, Quincy Punx, Into Another, White Stripes, Dead Milkmen, ALL, Dropkick Murphys, CKY, Bouncing Souls, Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Peeping Tom, Strength, Sex Pistols, Bad Religion, Alice in Chains, Swingin' Utters, Smithereens, Shift, Glassjaw, 88 Fingers Louie, Funeral Oration, Bollweevils, Sheer Terror, Snapcase, KMFDM, Dramarama, New York Dolls, Nick Cave, Bowie, Buzzcocks, Circle Jerks, Melvins, Sugar, Raconteurs, Tears for Fears, Verve, Jane's Addiction, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Matt Costa, Jack Johnson, Billy Bragg, Police, Morrissey, Foo Fighters, Jeff Buckley, Queens of the Stone Age. Classic...img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/donh915/1993-06-21 -1.gif"

Movies:

High Fidelity, Breakfast Club, Kevin Smith, Trainspotting, 200 Cigarettes, Caddyshack, Swingers, Heathers, Airplane, Jaws, Singles, Kids, Mitchell, Brain Candy, Office Space, Groundhog Day, Old School, Knocked Up, Borat, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Anchorman, Saw, Rules of Attraction, Rob Zombie's Halloween, True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, GoodFellas, Godfather, and any Vacation movie because my Dad IS Clark Griswald.

Television:

Family Guy, Kids in the Hall, South Park, Degrassi (HA!), The Young Ones, The State, Beavis and Butt-Head, Graham Norton, Simpsons, Rock of Love, and Fox News for laughs.

Books:

David Wilson's Antarctica.--Short stories set in New Brunswick's bars and pubs. Weird NJ, High Fidelity, Shel Silverstein.

Heroes:

Milo, Jim Norton, Ron Bennington, Hornswoggle, Mike Patton.

My Blog

Anybody have an extra sundress?

I heard the new Plain White T's song on 106.3 last week and then again today.  I've been wanting to stab my eardrums out with an icepick every mother f'n time I heard "Hey there, Delilah."  ...
Posted by Rob on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:41:00 PST

My bumps, my lovely baby bumps...

No, silly goose.  No one's preggers. It's just the newest, hippest, trendy phrase:  BABY BUMP   I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!The other night on Entertainment Tonight, I saw the...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:34:00 PST

And so the saga continues...

Be warned...I'm a potty mouth and thoroughly enjoy the F word. Will someone please explain this to me?Why the FUCK are my neighbors still living upstairs?  My pushover landlord is apparently lett...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 05:56:00 PST

I feel like the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.

"Worst ending ever!"  So I bought into the hype and went to Megan's to watch the last episode of the Sopranos tonight.  Holy shit, that had to have been the worst last episode of a televisio...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:42:00 PST

Name that Tune...the conclusion

So everything worked out with the Housing Authority.  The rep was here a total of maybe 2 minutes according to my landlord.  The woman from the township kinda knows that I live here but she ...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:25:00 PST

Name that Tune

"Squatters' rights.  I'll give you a right.  I'll give you a left.  I'll give you a kick to the fuckin' head." So it's late and I've been cleaning out my apartment for the last 12 hours...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:33:00 PST

Pure Hatred

My upstairs neighbors are assholes! Drugs, nonstop fighting, awful Spanish music, etc. Anyway, I love that they have wood floors. I'm below them. They drop change on the ground and I call it out....2 ...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:21:00 PST

So random, your head will spin.

I saw Ray from My Chemical Romance again at Jeff and Phoebe's Christmas party.  I always gotta watch when they're on TV now.  I'm still not a fan though but Ray's pretty funny.  I expla...
Posted by Rob on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:58:00 PST

Before I forget

Jeff's wedding was two weeks ago and it was pretty funny on a couple of levels.  First off, I was a groomsman and my tux was a little uneven.  Perfect for pictures.  Secondly, the guita...
Posted by Rob on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST

Grapefruits

"I must not think bad thoughts."  It's not only the song that I have on my page right now but it's something that I'm gonna try to hold true.  It's time to deal with it.  It's inevitabl...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:50:00 PST