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Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan

Roaaaaar!, goes the lion.

About Me

-- Evan is --

a walking talking pillar of courage
-- Evan wants --

to meet the belle of my balls

My Interests

EXPRESSION!

general geekery
music video design
photography
cunnilingus
dancing
hi-fi audio
hoarding music
bdsm
puppy dogs
transcendence
writing
reading good fiction
software design
good industrial design
all things black and chromey
videography
little mutant animals
drinking
thinking
talking
beer
cigarettes
universal human truths
catalyzing creativity
writing songs
swimming
bicycling
efficiency
beat boxing
politics
memory foam

I'd like to meet:



Myspace URL:
http://www.myspace.com/koax

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Music:

Big Boys
The Black Angels
Cracker
The Dicks
Ed Hall
Femme Fatality
The Horsies
Ghostland Observatory
The Horsies
Hug
Lick Lick
Passed Out Fliers
Pong
Quintron
The Trashies

Books:

The Prophet - Kahlil Gibran

Heroes:


Rita - my cat, for being a survivor
Bruce Willis - but only on TV

My Blog

HOLY MOLEY, frames + lenses for 40 bucks!

So my mission to scour the city (and internet) for deals on eyeglasses paid off!I ended up with this combination:* The best deal for eye exams: Costco ($45) .. and no, you don't need to be a member.&n...
Posted by Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:23:00 PST

Everything that I learned about trust, I learned from my cat.

Evan
Posted by Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

Where do homeless people shit?

I asked the question, "Where do homeless people shit?", and got the following responses (listed in chronological order). I think it's pretty interesting from a sociolocial perspective, particularly du...
Posted by Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:16:00 PST

Which City Best Fits You?

..>American Cities That Best Fit You:65% Austin60% Atlanta60% Washington, DC50% Denver50% Las Vegas..>Which American Cities Best Fit You?...
Posted by Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:46:00 PST

"Oh I'm sorry...

I didn't understand your particular dialect of American English."Say this when someone accidentally uses poor grammar and you'll be funny.
Posted by Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:17:00 PST

Deep Thoughts by Evan Ralston, Chapter 1

When God Closes a Door, Break the Fucking Window
Posted by Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:08:00 PST

On Attention!

Balance is elusive.Since returning to Austin opportunities have presented themselves in a flurry, ends have been wrapped up, and solutions have been unfolding faster than I can pursue them all.  ...
Posted by Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

non-instant runoff voting

is a bunch of horseshit:Perry(Incumbent)1,689,998 39% Bell1,291,826 30% Strayhorn777,162 18% Friedman543,983 12% Werner26,339 1%...
Posted by Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:31:00 PST

Past vs. Future, fight!

Somehow, you're blessed (cursed) with the following ability: by looking at any person you instantaneously know either his/her complete past, or complete future. Which would you rather see?
Posted by Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 05:49:00 PST

I have officially been single for 1 year.

Happy Adversity .. err Anniversary to me!What should I get myself? (besides more lubricant)Seriously, I wanna celebrate.  Ideas, people!Evan
Posted by Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:46:00 PST