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Derek

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About Me

Subject: i wish that perez h. Body: would sneak onto my land here, and then i could legally shoot him. I think i could lure him with promises of free lard cookies and chubby chasing gays who would actually want to let him gag on their knobs. He didnt get that my blogs were a joke, and then he didnt get that my intern thing was a joke either. How can you be gay and that dense? He may as well be an ignorant fat hillbilly…he has all the astute appreciation of irony and humor that they do. Gay guys should turn straight out of shame that he is one of their kind. -Roseanne

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My Interests

most favorite thing to do would have to be driving around in the TT with Eddie smoking a fat one with the top down like its no problem. i also enjoy: drinking socially, singing in the showa, goin to clubs, playin pool, tv with friends, goin to the beach at night, walkin in the grass barefoot, playin super nintendo with my cousins, gettin drunk with my motha, gettin drugs from my uncle and anything spontanious.

I'd like to meet:

Subject: i am not rosie odonnell Body: and tired of people thinking i am. One, I am cute, two, i like guns and I am crazy not depressed. I am glad that whoopi got the job on the view and not me after all. She is perfect for that show… and like rosie she will talk about things that have nothing to do with working people, public schools, or unions, or how both parties are irrelevant to this country’s constitution. Plus, I would not be able to stop staring at Barbara Walters’ head the whole time. It is huge. she looks like mr. burns.Subject: posh spice looks Body: like a ghoul dressed up like a drag queen.i fucking lover her

Music:

Regina Spektor, Panic! at the disco, Fall out Boy, Natasha Bedingfield, All American Rejects, John Legend, Jack Johnson, Alanis Morrisette, Brazilian Girls, Pink, Hoobastank, Lifehouse, John Mayer, Guster, Christina, Maroon 5, Nelly Furtado, Jewel, Avril Lavigne, Scissor Sisters, REM, Cranberries, Dashboard, Mariah, Green Day, Beyonce, Joss Stone, Hedwig.

Movies:

Hocus Pocus, craft, ET, Garden State, Goonies, Scary Movie 2, Mean Girls, Margaret Cho, Connie & Carla, the davinci code.

Television:

Simple life, American idol, real world, extreme makeover house edition, and the news.

Books:

The Davinvi Code!....How Long Has This Been Goin On?, Geography Club.

Heroes:

Ms. Richie