Obsessesed over p!nk?
Noone listening to you
when you say p!nk is the best thing EVER
Want to talk about her new single?
Listened to funhouse for the millionth time?
NEED to tell someone which is your favorite album?
Do your friends roll there eyes when your conversation starts with
''did you know that p!nk....''
Inspired by her and want to help make a difference?
Going out of your mind waiting for the new tour?
Going out of your mind stalking her on the new tour?
Just Going out of your mind for more p!nk p!nk p!nk?
I think the p!nk mafia is the place for you...
you get a pretty id to say you belong with us
and of course 24/7 protection
i just need your name
and your fave p!nk song
(just pick one YOU CAN DO IT hardest question EVER i know)
request your ID (here)
and it looks something like this
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Now you must take the Vows ...
#1 Speak only P!NKlish
#2 God is P!nk, Life is P!nk mafia, Love is P!nk,
SHE is the music
#3 Thou shall stand up for what thou believes in
#4 Thou shall never be a stupid girl
and shall be proud to be an outcast
#5 Thou Shall honour thy p!nk thy Mafia with thee life
WELCOME TO THE P!NK MAFIA
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we know we're rare, you stop and stare
You think we care, we don't
You talk real loud
But you ain't sayin' nothing cool
we can fit your whole house in P!nk's swimming pool
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