The Kwaze

I'm a well balanced, yet charmingly impulsive manic depressive in a boy-next-door kind of a way. This is assuming that the boy that lives next door to you is barking mad. Joking aside, have you ever noticed that people who say "I'm crazy I am" Never are?I am always open to suggestion and seeking constant change. Apathetic, complacent and average are three good words not to describe me - I merely aspire to being those. I break some of the rules of etiquette in that I speak the truth, say what I mean and do what I say....I know it's wrong, but I can't stop. Like my chum The Panther I have no yearning to trek across the Himalayas in a barrel. I also crave constant challenge in life. At the moment that challenge is "Watching Big Brother" I have a personal best of 3 minutes 18 seconds, before being drained of the will to live..... UPDATE - NEW CHALLENGE There's a toss thing set in a jungle - I think it's called "I'm a hasbeen get me out of here" It's best not to think about the kind of people that would avidly watch this drivel...I'd guess it would hit the spot for "Big Brother" and "The Apprentice" devotees. Lastly I tend not to suffer fools gladly which can be confusing for the incompetentia and interpreted as "cutting"BTW - If you want to be my friend could you please send a message along with your application, stating briefly why on earth that might be, you silly goose.