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Solaris Earth Pipeline

VA State Champion Loungers - Professional Division

About Me

Solaris Earth Pipeline was born as a means of exporting the frustrated emotions off of earth-bound work-a-day-away bullshit. Rural words born from workingman ragtag broke-ass redneck hippie white folks cross-pollinated in shitty city grime for a wild educated decade... that's the words; and it met with the suburban cataclysm of a thousand different influences trying to outsterlize each other but with that underlying festering aural desire for some other shit surviving... that's the sounds. Words and music crossed paths as head-choppped chickens running circles amidst each other in 8 to 5 psycho-shackles, but never made musical chemistry until reconnecting out in central Virginia where the hills start to rise into the sky, Fluvanna and Goochland counties, where nothing happens and never will and it's better to be thought of that way. A couple of nobody go-nowhere do-nothings shooting their shit into the sky like South Carolina fireworks, and if it hits somebody then fuck it; and if it don't, no thing because we just like looking at the shit blow up in front of our own faces.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/12/2007
Band Website: solarisearthpipeline.blogspot.com/
Band Members: Raven of 1000 Aliases (or Feathers) aka Sepprolo Rojonekku: standard self-taught metaphysicist dabbler of words to pass the idle mind time of shitty labor destiny.PSYOPSogist aka Embryo Neurofloy: standard self-taught audiophile pervert molesting thousands of sound snippets from stacks of shit he never listened to to sugarcoat the bullet-biting mind time of shitty labor destiny.The Prospector aka Boogie Brown: various implements of mechanical destruction including but not limited to wheel made of steel, plus plug three when necessitated, with a fishing box full of connectors and cables, and on the ripped open 12-pack.Mike Gee aka The Microphone Granted: plug two, high-speed freestyle rider of frenetic beats, the postman always delivering, the Beautiful Bobby Eaton to Raven's Loverboy Dennis Condrey.
Influences: All of it.
Sounds Like: If you had five redneck dudes leaned against the bed of a pick-up truck, splitting a 30-pack of something mostly cold, and they was talking shit to each other about all the shit they would talk about, but you replaced one redneck with a big 5% dude who moved down south to the country to escape another parole violation for fucking up the dude who drunk drove his aunt off the road, and then you replaced a second redneck with a guy who hung out fishing by the railroad tracks all the time reading bullshit Chinese poetry because of this one hippie chick with big tits he was in love with like a fool at one point, and then you replaced a third redneck with a guy who works so hard at his shitty shitty job believing that pipe dream that it's all gonna pay off one day and he's got a mortgage and credit cards and all that nonsense and is banking on it all working out in the long run but he bottles his frustration up inside and his face gets all red way too easily over the simplest of things and he's gonna just flip out one day, and then you replaced a fourth redneck with a hard-working illegal Mexican who wears a blaze orange stocking hat and loves to learn the english words for titties and daughter-in-law and things like that, and you kept that fifth redneck and they all talked together, but in a semi-rhythmic way, and all the different tapes they took turns putting in the cheap-ass tape deck sort of morphed together... that's what we sound like.
Record Label: Them Goats Got Gold Teeth Records, LLC
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

2 new songs up

Both "Dying Breed" and "Still Gonna Have Music" are taken off the Prolo CD called Long Haired Lounger/Dread Headed Stranger, on Workingman Records, available out of the trunk of Boogie Brown's Maxima,...
Posted by Solaris Earth Pipeline on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:37:00 PST

always recording some bullshit

After finishing up All That Glitters Ain't Gold, which took too fucking long because we overthought all that crap too much, we've already gotten pretty far along on a new CD called roughly right now 4...
Posted by Solaris Earth Pipeline on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:35:00 PST

DOWNLOAD All That Glitters Ain't Gold

Your choice of download options.MegauploadSendspaceRapidshareZshare...
Posted by Solaris Earth Pipeline on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:45:00 PST

Some New Shit Up

So we through up four songs from the new cd which we've been unloungingly pacing along at since last fall. I think the more time you put into something, the worse it gets because you overthink shit to...
Posted by Solaris Earth Pipeline on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:30:00 PST

new shit eventually happening

I think we're done fucking around eternally with this third s.e.p. contribution to internet, and I haven't fucked with this myspace thing in a minute because... well most people I like realize this ty...
Posted by Solaris Earth Pipeline on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:46:00 PST

New Song Up - South 15 Rider

"South 15 Rider" is off of last year's Prolo release I did with my boy Boogie Brown, and is one of my more favorite songs I done did last year. My ol' lady sings that bullshit along the hookish part o...
Posted by Solaris Earth Pipeline on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:05:00 PST

MARCH MADNESS 20 DAYS: Day 1 Post

So I haven't been giving love to this robot mechanism like I should, because I was raised to be distrustful of things that couldn't smoke reefer with you or drive you to Michigan should the need arise...
Posted by Solaris Earth Pipeline on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:00:00 PST

New Song Up - Horseshoe Hustler

Well, not actually a new song, since we put it up like two weeks ago, but I'm just now getting around to writing anything mentioning it, mostly because I'm on one of my internet-is-designed-for-homose...
Posted by Solaris Earth Pipeline on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:00:00 PST

7-Inch Stepping II

Well, I did that $20 at the record store deal, digging through the 7-inch crates in the stupid basement of Plan 9 this week one early evening, and I came up with what I thought was some good stuff th...
Posted by Solaris Earth Pipeline on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:27:00 PST

$20 Record Challenge

There's one of them goofy false world message board places attached to a group of people who made up a list of 100 greatest hip hop jamz of all-time, and of course, those types of lists are always st...
Posted by Solaris Earth Pipeline on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:31:00 PST