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">I HAVE THE NICEST ASS. MY LEGS ARE FUCKING RAD. MY HANDS WILL SLAP YOUR FACE AND IT WILL FEEL GOOD. MY MOUTH WITH SWEAR AND IT WILL SOUND LIKE JESUS. MY EARS CAN HEAR YOU CRY WHEN I TALK TO YOU. MY TOES CAN FEEL YOU TREMBEL WITH FEAR WHEN YOU HEAR ME SOUND LIKE JESUS. MY KNEES ARE MADE OF CARBON FIBER THAT WAS USED IN THE MOVIE FAST AND FURIOUS, NOT JUST PART 1, BUT PART 2 ALSO TO. NEW YORK CITY AND CHICAGO AND L.A. WERE BUILT WITH THE GREASE FROM MY ELBOWS. MY TEETH ARE TEETH. WHEN YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES, YOU NOT ONLY WANT TO SUCK ON MY ASS, BUT YOU CAN SEE THE OCEAN FROM THE JURASIC PERIOD, BY THE WAY I WILL BUY YOU DINNER FOR THAT.I LOVE WALKING, RUNNING, STOPPING, STANDING, SHIRTS, SERVICE, PARKING, BUS STOPS, FIRE HYDRANTS, T.V., DINNER, T.V. DINNERS, TYRA BANKS, BANKS, BANK ROBBERS, ROBBING BANKS, ROBBIN GIVENS, GIVING HEAD, GETTING HEAD, HEAD SHOTS OF TYRA, DICK CHENEY SHOOTING HEADS, TRAILOR PARKS, BARRY TRAILOR, MOBILE COMMAND CENTER, SEX ON POOL TABLES, SEX ON COPS POOL TABLES, SEX IN A CHAIR, BREAKING CHAIRS, BREAKING WIND, BEING A DIPSHIT, KILLING SPIDERS, BEER


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TOM JONES, DOLLIE PARTON, FERRIS BUELLER, MY DAD, MY 3RD GRADE TEACHER, SOMEONE WHO CAN FLY NAKED

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BAND GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO KEEPING YOUR MAN

BAND GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO KEEPING YOUR MAN -Don't try to be the "manager", do not get involved with band business, that is for the band.-Don't ask his band mates for relationship advice.-Do not compl...
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