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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes Reef, The Offspring or Green Day.

Music:

For whatever mood im in, I listen to different things. If Im in the mood for getting pissed or feeling happy, you’ll most likely find il be listening to dance. If im in the mood for bouncing around and also playing guitar il be listening to either rock/indie/metal (which is a lot of the time!) If im in the mood for chilling out, relaxing il be listening to Breakdown Euphoria, Soul, or R n B. And finally, if Im feeling reeeeeally happy, il be listening to the cheesiest old school tunes in history! Everyone loves abit of cheese =D!
These lot make me cream my Y-fronts:
+44, 2pac, 30 Seconds To Mars, Aerosmith, AFI, Artful Dodger, Atreyu, Audition, The Automatic, Avenged Sevenfold, AC DC, All American Rejects, Arctic Monkeys, Basement Jaxx, Beach Boys, The Beatles, Biffy Clyro, Billy Talent, Blink 182, Bloc Party, Blur, Bon Jovi, Bloodhound Gang, Bowling For Soup, Box Car Racer, Boys Like Girls, Brand New, Bryan Adams, Bullet For My Valentine, Bullets And Octane, Calvin Harris, Cribs, Coheed And Cambria, Coldplay, Clash, Dashboard Confessional, Dance, Eminem, Enter Shikari, Euphoria, Fall Out Boy, Fatboy Slim, Five, Feeder, Fratellis, Feeling, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Funeral For A Friend, Goldfinger, Good Charlotte, Gorillaz, Gym Class Heros, GREEN DAY, Hard – Fi, Hives, Hoosiers, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jack Penate, Jamiroquai, Jimmy Eat World, Kaiser Cheifs, Kasabian, Kanye West, Kooks, Keane, Killers, Kings Of Leon, Kiss, Lemar, Less Than Jake, Lighthouse Family, Limp Bizkit, Linchpin, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Madina Lake, Maroon 5, Mcfly, Milburn, Mumm - Ra, My American Heart, Michael Jackson, My Chemical Romance, Motorhead, Muse, New Found Glory, Newton Faulkner, Nirvana, No Doubt, Oasis, THE OFFSPRING, Orson, Panic! At the Disco, Papa Roach, Paramore, Pearl Jame, Pendulum, The Prodigy, Puddle Of Mudd, Pidgeon Detectives, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Rage Against The Machine, Ramones, Rancid, Rasmus, Razorlight, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, REEF, Reel Big Fish, Rise Against, Robbie Williams, Simple Plan, Scissor Sisters, Shiny Toy Guns, Snow Patrol, Stereophonics, Slipknot, Story Of The Year, The Strokes, Sugarcult, System Of A Down, Saosin, Subways, Sum 41, Taking Back Sunday, Timbaland, Trapt, Tenacious D, Used, U2, We Are Scientists, Yellowcard, White Stripes, Wombats, Zebrahead.

Live music.
I've seen:

The Offspring
My Chemical Romance x3!
Linkin Park
Muse
Sum 41
Kaiser Chiefs
Pigeon Detectives
Good Charlotte
Milburn
Fall Out Boy
Tenacious D
Bowling For Soup
Bloodhound Gang
Zebrahead
All American Rejects
The Stereophonics
Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong
Hard Fi x2!
New Found Glory x2!
Paramore
30 Seconds To Mars
Shiny Toy Guns x2!
Orson
Biffy Clyro x2!
Fatboy Slim
Cobra Starship
Reuben
Sound And Fury
Army Of Freshmen
The Subways
Thursday x2
Plastic Passion
Neils Children
Shy Child
Kids In Glass Houses
Beat Union
Linchpin
Hit the lights
Condition
Switches
Gliss
Matchbook Romance

Download Fest this year OFFSPRING! wooooo!!!

Guitarists that inspire me: Kenwyn House, Kevin Wasserman (Noodles - Offspring), Ray Toro, Slash, Matt Bellamy, Brian May, John Frusciante, Dave Grohl, Billie Joe Armstrong, Newton Faulkner, Jack Johnson, Tom Fletcher, Danny Jones, Tenacious D, U2...lots of other random ones.

Movies:

Snatch.

"It's not English, It's not Irish, It's just, Well...Pikey."
Back To The Future 1,2,3,

"Marty! ...You've gotta come back with me! ...Where?...Back to the future!"

Liar Liar.

"Everybody's been real nice.....WELL, that's because you have big jugs!"
Ace Ventura 1 + 2

"AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHHHHHTYYY THEN!!!"

Television:

Books:

This section isn't about books at all. Mainly 'cos I don't have the patience to read novels. I'd rather watch a movie.Let me talk about a certain subject though.The Norman.
A point in a mans life in which appearences seem like fuck all to them.
What is a Norman?
A Norman in an old man. A Norman has Thick framed glasses. A Norman has certain distinct features on his face which appear to be amusing to our fucked up sense of humour. A Norman can wear a hat. A Norman can be fat. A Norman can be dressed eccentrically.
What happens when you see a Norman?
As soon as you see a candidate for a Norman, you IMMEDIATELY tell your friends and point to the designated area where the Norman is situated.
You now laugh...(alot)
After laughter is relived, you shout out "Norman" very loudly in a high pitched tone in your voice. You should say "Norman" for approxamately 2 seconds.
For example: "NOOOOOOOOORRRRRMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"New additions:Normella.A the exact same version of a Norman, except a woman.Flat Cap 'Arry.This Gentlemen is slightly different. It is simliar to a Norman but the glasses arent as thick framed. We mainly concerntrate on the gentlemens hat. If its a flat cap, then the chant for this character is in fact, Flat Cap 'Arry.Basically, this section is about a loada bollocks really! You can't really fulfil the laughter until your out with me or Tigger.Lines i just fucking love:Hey man! Whats up!?"You're cholestral fatty! Dead Man Walking!Hi, like my new dress?"Whatever takes the focus off you're head!"Fuck me hold on, whasat?"It's protection."Protection from what? Zee Germans.You were good kid, real good...But as long as im around you'll always be second best seeeeee.Plenty more to add here, just cant be arsed at the mo. (Y)

Heroes:

Jim Carrey.

Jim is quite frankly funny as fuck! Such a good actor that has kept me laughing for years. I get most of my humour from him!

Peter Kay.

Pete's a legend! He is naturally funny even when he is not doing live stand up. Some jokes he's pulled, god they're funny.

The Offspring.

These guys are fucking awesome! Whenever im bored, or whenever i feel shit, I can stick any Offspring song on and just rock out.

Green Day.

These guys are abit fucking good too. They've been a band like 17 years and they're still going strong. My only regret is not having seen them live...yet.

Reef.

To me, Reef were the best British rock band ever! Such an underated band with little media interest. They will get back together, THEY WILL! Amazing.