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Josh

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About Me

Howdy!
It's Josh here, on MySpace! Yea! I just a regular guy. I work down and around Chester as a paramedic. I also volunteer as a firefighter and tinker with my car on my spare time. I'm pretty easy to get along with and I'm a laid back guy. Recently I've been trying to relax and just enjoy life. So anyways, shoot me a mesage or something. Ciao.
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Basics:
Name: Josh
Date of Birth: May 26
Birthplace: Kaneohe MCAS, HI
Current Location: West Chester, PA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Heritage: Irish
Piercings: Non
Tattoos: Non
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Led Zeppelin
Song: The Ocean
Movie: STAR WARS (The new ones don't count)
Disney Movie: IDK
TV show: M*A*S*H
Color: Blue
Food: Soylent Green
Pizza topping: Cheese
Ice-Cream Flavor: Oreo Cookie
Drink (alcoholic): Lager
Soda: Meh
Store: Best Buy
Clothing Brand: Doesn't matter
Shoe Brand: Doesn't matter
Season: Spring
Month: June
Holiday/Festival: Festivus
Flower: IDK
Make-Up Item: IDK
Board game: Monopoly
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny perferred, altough I don't mind the rain.
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Day
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: I'm addicted to both.
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: Become a better Medic
Most missed memory: Old friends from HS
Best physical feature: Tallness
First thought waking up: Where's the snooze button?
Hypothetical personality disorder: Obsessive-compulsive personality disorder
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Non
Sesame street alter ego: Cookie Monster
Fairytale alter ego: Cheshire Cat
Most stupid remark: Opps, maybe I shouldn't BLSed that pt.
Worst crime: It probably involves alcohol and/or explosives.
Greatest ambition: To be Me
Greatest fear: Losing people close to me.
Darkest secret: If I told you it wouldn't be a secret.
Favorite subject: Science and work.
Strangest received gift: Singed picture of the "Soup Nazi"
Worst habit: Over sleeping. I always make it to work on time though,
Do You:
Smoke: Only when I drink
Drink: Only to excess
Curse: God damn right.
Shower daily: Yeah
Like thunderstorms: Yeah
Dance in the rain: Sure
Sing: I do sing but I can't/
Play an instrument: Not yet, working on learning the pipes.
Get along with your parents: Yeah
Wish on stars: Sure
Believe in fate: For the big things
Believe in love at first sight: I could happen
Can You:
Drive: Yes
Sew: Not really
Cook: Yeah
Speak another language: I'm working on sign language.
Dance: Nope
Sing: Nope
Touch your nose with your tongue: Hold on..........nope.
Whistle: No
Curl your tongue: No
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Oh yeah
Been Stoned/High: Once
Eaten Sushi: Yeah
Been in Love: Yeah
Skipped school: Yeah
Made prank calls: 5th Amendment
Sent someone a love letter: Yeah
Stolen something: Yeah
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Drugies
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? Whenever I get home
Name three things you can't live without: Air, Water and Sunshine
What is the color of your room? Beige
Do you have any siblings? Two
Do you have any pets? Fish and a Cat
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Probably not.
What is you middle name? The same as my father's.
What are you nicknames? Zoolander
What are your thoughts abortion? Yes, but control it so it's not just a "get out of jail free card"
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yeah
Are you afraid of the dark? No
How do you want to die? Peacefully. DNR.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Probably a box.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? Illegal fireworks
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Redheads and blondes.
Eye color: Doesn't matter
Height Doesn't matter
Most important physical feature: Smile
Biggest turn-off Drugs.
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To contact Josh:
Email: [email protected]
AOL Messenger: JGBoylan1
MSN: See above.
Yahoo! Messenger: JoshBoylan1

My Interests



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Cool Links:
Ctrl-Alt-Del Comic Real Life Comics Cyanide and Happiness Comic Addicting games. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Uncyclopedia iSketch, its like pictonary! Randon EMS humor stuff I-am-bored.com The Legend of Zelda: A Link to Love(Just a funny, stupid article from Crummett.

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Music:

Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, The Who, Pink Floyd, Bob Seger, Billy Joel, The Eagles, George Thoregood, Aerosmith, AC-DC, Guns and Roses, The Beatles, ELO, Queen, Van Morrison, The Doors, Elton John, Peter Frampton, Warren Zevon, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Styx, The Blues Brothers, Eric Clapton, Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath, Rod Stewart, Supertramp, Bob Dylan, CCR, Tom Petty, David Bowie, John Mellencamp, ZZ Top, etc.....I also like a lot of classical music too, and John Williams rocks.

Television:

M*A*S*H, Paramedics, COPS, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Everybody Loves Raymond, Family Guy, Futrama, The Simpsons, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Neon Genesis Evengelion, weird medical shows, etc.....

My Blog

California here I come!

Hurray, its almost vaction time. In alittle over a week, I'll be flying out west, I can't wait. I've definately needed this for awhile. I'm going to visit Tommie for a few days in Salf lake, then its ...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:36:00 PST

Stuff and stuff.

So, lets see, whats new? Well, my truck's back on the road after killing the clutch when I drove it throught a mud pit when I went wheelin with Gregg and Ian. But it's all better. Works going good, my...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:37:00 PST

Black Cloud

Well, I don't know what say, except I've become a regular shit magnet. Okay, more like a code magnet. I haven't gone a shift without coding someone in at least a week.  Even a code a week I ...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:31:00 PST

Laptop Thingy

So, since I'm always out and about, I bought myself a laptop. Its got all the bells and whistles. And I mean all of them.
Posted by Josh on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:58:00 PST

Hurray!

Well, I'm all days now! No more switching my sleeping schedule every two weeks. It seemed like every time I was ajusted to sleeping during one time of the day, my schedule switched and it screwed me a...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:27:00 PST

I hate drug addicts.

Something I've seen allot of lately, is drug addicts. What are these people thinking? I mean honestly, no good comes of it. I guess its one of my pet peeves. "Oh look, I'm (bored,depressed,cool, ...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:21:00 PST

My new truck.

Well, I've decided that now that I'm making decent money as a medic, it was time to get a truck. Sure, I love driving my Coronet, but its not a winter car, and needs some work before I can get the ins...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST

An exhausting week

Well, its been a full last week or so. Probably the best part The Who concert. Yes, it kicked ass. The best concert I've ever been to. They started off with a gay white-raper band called 'Peeping...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:25:00 PST

Hot Rod Hoedown '06 at Kahunaville

I went to the Hoe Down yesterday, and it was pretty awesome. We took the Tuna Boat, which once started life as a '62 Ford Galaxie 500 4dr. Now its just a kustom kruiser. We got there early and parked ...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:29:00 PST

Rescue class, car accident, and Happy Days.

What an interesting drill night. It started off with some self rescue training. We desended out of a window using various harness and gear sets. Of course, I used the manly harness improvised out of w...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:12:00 PST