In the beginning, there was a ship of ferocious carnage that sailed the seas in the quest to rape and pillage the planet. The terror unleashed on the land was an uncontrollable wave of fury intended to invoke fear. Mankind could not have predicted the horror it released, as the slaughter was excruciating and unrelentless in its assault.
Sailing on the seas of Olde Enlgish, they will kill your mother and sodomize your children. Your loot is not safe and if you fail to heed these warnings, your time is near. It lurks in the shadows at the present time and will arise again.
The Maiden will fucking kill you.