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A.S.P.

You don't 'tough sh!t' me, my 'tough sh!t' is bigger and meaner than yours

About Me

Life is SO sad. Everything is SO sad once you grow up and realize things aren't like they told you they would be when you were a child. *sniff* Where's my GD free ice cream and the jet packs and the flying cars?!!
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Videogames, movies, reading, writing, comics, music,*duh!* Gaia, Caturday, sun, walking, swimming, travel, kinky stuff ... being depressed and mopey .. honest!
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't a sleazy ass-kissing backstabber constantly trying to screw over other people in an attempt to make themselves shine. If that makes you blush or feel defensive in any way, then I probably don't want to know you.File me under Holden Caulfield you phony! Um, cyber anybody?

Music:

Mostly electronica, also World, goth, industrial, new wave, punk ... a smattering of everything except country I guess. I frequently listen to web-radio/satellite on Click Fm in Eilat Israel, and r3i in Mendrisio Switzerland. Also love Area 33 and Boombox 34 on Sirius.Top Ten Song Playlist: 1) !!!(chk chk chk)- Heart of Hearts 2) Teddybears- Different Sound 3) Chemical Brothers- EBW8 4) Kasabian- Empire (Jagz Kooner Mix) 5) Shout Out Louds- The Comeback 6) Hybrid w/ Perry Farrell- Dogstar 7) BT- The Anhtkythera Mechanism 8) Slyde- The Click 9) PMT- Gyromancer (Stanton Warriors Mix) 10) Bloc Party- The Prayer The OTHER top ten list, because 1 top ten isn't enough to cover all my musical loves: 1) Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah 2) lcd soundsystem - North American Scum 3) DJ Icey - High Plains Drifter 4) Cara Dillion - Black is the Colour 5) Black Strobe - Shining Bright Star 6) Kill Hannah - Lips Like Morphine 7) John B. - American Girls (Electric Boobies Remix) 8) Marilyn Manson - Personal Jesus 9) Pig & Dan - Addiction 10) Dave Aude & Tall Paul - Common ground (Cabin Crew Remix)Got my Police tickets for June 29th. Yeah-Ooo!! 'Myth Takes' by !!!(chk chk chk) is my awesome right now. It puts me in an euthor zone, as does the new Chem Bros single. Buy you some Teddybears, they is mentally delicious. "!!!'s Nic Offer is a pretty strange lead singer. First of all, he doesn't really sing (it's more like a combination of hissing, whispering, moaning, and gasping), he heads a band that used to be two (!!! and Out Hud) before opting to stick with the weaker one, and he barely ever raises his voice over music that's meant to make you dance. Sheesh.Strangeness notwithstanding, Offer certainly looks the part, especially in this tour-de-weird directed by Ben Dickinson. It's like that party you had that time you and all your friends were stuck in a ski lodge and decided to get really trashed while watching Rosemary's Baby and someone found a sword and someone gave out a lot of ecstasy and....wait, that's never happened to you? Lame." Must Be The Moon (taken from Myth Takes)

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Movies:

Favorites?: Hot Fuzz (#1!!)Children of Men, The Descent, Brick, Blue Velvet, Blade Runner, J.C.'s The Thing, Ran, Full Metal Jacket, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, The Matrix Trilogy (flawed as it is), Tres Colours Trilogy. Favorite directors include Lynch, Scott, Kubrick, Kurosawa.Also, The Blind Swordsman Zatoichi, Munich, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, LA Confidential, The Pianist, Titus, Ringu, Go, SixString Samurai

Television:

I don't watch television often, but I like things like Arrested Development, Chappelle Show, League of Gentlemen, Ali G., The Office, Malcolm in the Middle, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Samurai Jack, and Robot Chicken. Venture Bros, Futurama, Samurai Champloo and Excel Saga are my favorites though. I like almost entirely animated stuff ... tres’ mature. *rolls eyes*

Books:

I am somewhat illiterate these days much like an A.D.D. afflicted ritalin kid that only has the attention span for things like comics, HP Lovecraft and scientific periodicals discussing astro and quantum physics.

Heroes:

Real Life in no particular order: Robert McNamara, Eisenhower, Alexander the Great, FDR, King David, MLK, Abby Hoffman, Margaret Atwood, Audrey Hepburn, Hunter S Thompson and Mom.

My Blog

Guns, Shootings and Last Day at Old Job

I couldn't sleep well last night. It's been a combination of nervousness, excitement and anticipation at finally leaving my potentially hazardous old job; and stepping into a good, safe, real, benefit...
Posted by A.S.P. on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:37:00 PST

Sunshine vs. Hot Fuzz Pt. 2

So I had seen Sunshine, was out £8 (about 16USD currently), and felt used as a result. It was a depressing film, despite its attempts to end on a positive note. After schlupping around London's West E...
Posted by A.S.P. on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:34:00 PST

Sunshine vs. Hot Fuzz Pt.1

While working and running around London this last week, I took some spare time to check out both these flicks that wouldn't be released in the US for a little while. I hadn't even heard of Sunshine un...
Posted by A.S.P. on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST

Heavy Metal Baghdad

Saw this docu. linked on another site. Pretty amazing short film about 2 guys from Vice magazine sneaking into Iraq to see the real state of things in 2006 after sending a camera crew in 2005 to ...
Posted by A.S.P. on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:01:00 PST

Pics from NY Teddybears/Roman Candle show March 1st

New York! Chinese Lanterns! In Da Club! Disco! Bright Lights! More Disco! .. And More! Roman Candle 1 2 and 3 ... Disco!! Great Fearsome Cthulhu! Teddybears!(fave shot) With Pras! .. 'Yours to Keep' ....
Posted by A.S.P. on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

World's Strangest Friend Requests

Never before have I ever been more, 'WTF?!!', than when I received a friend request from the Underground Conservatives Singles /Support group. Wow. That's really something.There's tons of misspel...
Posted by A.S.P. on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST

Panther Man on American Idol

Aw jeez, I'd probably actually sit down and watch television more often if they had stuff like this on. It's like watching a homeless person have a mental breakdown whilst doing a sidewalk performance...
Posted by A.S.P. on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

Killing Me Softly

Before you read any further. I have to tell you this is about someone else's suicide. If you are uncomfortable with even the mere thought of this subject, or at the thought of me slandering someo...
Posted by A.S.P. on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:16:00 PST

'Iraqi Rush Hour' makes me sick

Iraqi Rush Hour Video  'HIGH-larious' video posted by bemused myspacer documenting Coalition forces rampaging through streets of Baghdad in a Humvee. Wow, really. So unless these guys have pertin...
Posted by A.S.P. on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST

Teddybears @ Hiro Ballroom, NYC

Had a stellar time last thursday at this show. Sorry if some of you couldn't make it out as it was a blast. True, I only got 6 hours sleep over a 3 day period. Was caught in the torrential downp...
Posted by A.S.P. on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:17:00 PST