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i'llEATyourFACE

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm easy going and down for just about anything. If you want to know more about me, just hit me up. I'm very open and don't take offense to much of anything.

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My Interests

Motorcycles (cruisers and choppers)... hopefully i'll be building one of my own soon, Traveling around the US on my bike, Camping, Cars... mine mostly, welding/metalworking, fixing shit, watching movies, and trying not to be a dick.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's not a Fucktard

Music:

Manic Street Preachers, Gorillaz, Illogic, Aesop Rock, Murs, A New Found Glory, Slayer, Story of the Year, Lag Wagon Good Riddance, Weezer, Nas, Eminem, Blink-182, Rancid, Transplants, Modest Mouse, Audiovent, Bob Marley, Incubus, Linkin Park, Eric Clapton, James Taylor, Phil Collins, Tom Petty, Hed P.E., Our Lady Peace, Ben Folds, Face to Face, Ruff Ryders, Garth Brooks, Jurassic 5, The Roots, Joe, Alien Ant Farm, Black Eyed Peas, Mos Def, Moby, Goldfinger, Pennywise, Hoobastank, Dashboard Confessional, Howie Day, Radiohead, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, Our Lady Peace, Rooney, Alkaline Trio, The Pixies.... blah blah blah and more. Basically, if i like it, i'll listen to it. So what if I have a fucked up assortment of music...

Movies:

Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Butterfly Effect, Goonies, Oceans 11, XXX, All the Indiana Jones movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Knockaround Guys, Gangs of New York, Gladiator, The Princess Bride, Catch me if you Can, all the Lethal Weapons, Gothika, Caddyshack, The Secret of NIMH, Seven, Memento, and all those wonderful 80's and early 90's movies... examples: gleaming the cube, radio flyer, sandlot, monster squad, space camp, masters of the universe, breakfast club... and so on.

Television:

Ahhh... the TV... American Chopper, Biker Build-off, Mythbusters, Overhaulin, Monster Garage, Monster House, basically almost anything on the discovery channel or national geographic. I'm an infomechanical television whore really.

Books:

If i don't know how to do something i'll read about it. That's pretty much where my literature starts and ends.

Heroes:

No... but i do love my dad to death and hold him in high regards... i want to learn everything he knows about mechanics before he dies (long time away)... and when he dies, i want his tools.

My Blog

I'm a SUPERHERO!!! YEAH!

Your results:You are Iron Man Iron Man 75% The Flash 70% Catwoman 60% Supergirl 60% Hulk 60% Superman 55% Wonder Woman 50% Spider-Man 35% Green Lantern 35% Robin 30% Batman 25% Inventor. B...
Posted by i'llEATyourFACE on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 04:32:00 PST

Welding Fun..!!!

So.... for those of you that don't know... I started welding.  I've been doing all stick welding lately... a steel spider web, a fairy, and building a tandem bicycle.  Welp... i'm too damn t...
Posted by i'llEATyourFACE on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 09:52:00 PST

Smokey Mountians Vacation

I'M BACK!!!!  So this past weekend me and PJ took a little 3 day road trip to the smokey moutains.  It was probably one of the best road trips i'd ever taken.  We took 75 down to corbin...
Posted by i'llEATyourFACE on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 12:39:00 PST

I'LL GIVE YOU A LUNCH BOX..... BIATCH!

So some know... some don't... but my STARWARS Yoda lunchbox radio is done!!  It all started with an empty lunchbox and a Sony stereo.  6 to 10 hours later... the monster was created.  I...
Posted by i'llEATyourFACE on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 10:40:00 PST

Moving!!!

So yeah, if you don't know by now at the end of last summer i moved back into my parents house to save some money... however i bought a motorcycle with the extra cash flow i have now.  Oh well......
Posted by i'llEATyourFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This years Vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aight, so some of you know that I just bought a motorcycle a little more than a month ago and since then I've been wanting to take a trip somewhere.  Well here it is.. I took 15 days off of work ...
Posted by i'llEATyourFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Here's me I guess....

. You scored as Loner. Punk/Rebel 69_font>Loner 69_font>Drama nerd 31_font>Ghetto gangsta 31_font>Prep/Jock/Cheerleader 25_font>Stoner 25_font>Geek 19_font>Goth 19_font>What's Your High School Stereot...
Posted by i'llEATyourFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I NEED TO GAIN WEIGHT..!!!

Ok, so I weigh 185 right now and i need to weigh 200. It's been a goal of mine for the past 5 days. Therefore... i will consume any amount of food in my way. I'm gonna try and do this in 2 weeks. ...
Posted by i'llEATyourFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I went to the Hospital today... YAY..!

So... at my new starbucks there's a basement where we keep all our paper products. Well i went down there to grab some sleeves (those little brown paper thingi ::plural for thing:: that go around yo ...
Posted by i'llEATyourFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm cleaning out my closet....

I'm sorry jank friends. i never meant to hurt you. i never meant to make you cry. but tonight, i'm cleaning out my closet. I'm sorry peeps i don't know. i never meant to hurt you. i never meant ...
Posted by i'llEATyourFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST