TEAM BLACKOUT

Let's face it, were all a bunch of drunks. Most of us look for gak 24/7. Were the good time gang. Always down for whatever will take us somewhere else. We love intoxication and debautchery. Our favorite past time (after getting fucked up) is fucking with our friends. We're not above spray painting people jet black from head to toe or or having a stripper pick a dollar bill off our face with her pussy. We are pure eastern carolina fuck ups. We are known everywhere as team blackout. If you have been invited to be a friend, consider it an honor. Only the most worthy applicants are approved. We love people who don't remember what love is and we love rock n' roll. You name it (rock), we love it. Be our friend and experience the lifestyle of the team blackout factory fucking pilots. If you don't, we'll just have to do it by ourselves. You know where you belong. Our lives are in constant disaray and all of our mornigs consist of calling other factory pilots to find out what happend the night before. We're just a bunch of surfer fuck offs that like to have a good time. We live in the beautiful Outer Banks of North Carolina and travel extensively to send our message to other lonely fucked up souls around the world. If you met us, you'd like us... unless ofcourse if you have a girlfriend or wife, in which case you may want to kill us. Do yourself a favor and put the gun in your own mouth. We're only gonna laugh when you get mad and turn into a kooky steak who's paranoid about having a train run on his chick. We can out drink you, out fuck you, out drug you, and out live you. If you disagree, bring your challenge. Suzy homemaker may pretend that we're a bunch of assholes, but she's the girl screaming louder than ever when she gets a piece of a factory pilot. You don't stand a chance, fagots. And by the way... Straight edge'ers can suck it cause were gonna fuck your innocent little girlfriends too... bitchxoxo, TEAM BLACKOUT FACTORY FUCKING PILOTS