I'd like to meet:
Chuck Norris, Elvis, Kurt Cobain, Steve Irwin
Music:
Ratt, Travis Matte, The Animals, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Buckcherry, The Chipmunks, Jamie Bergeron, Barry White, Al Green, The General, Naked Mole Rat video
Movies:
An American Tale, Stuart Little, Stuart Little II, Beauty & The Beast, Debbie Does Dallas, Behind The Green Door, Groundhog Day, Willard, Girls Gone Wild, Ralph and The Motorcycle, Ben, Down and Out in Beverly Hills, Deliverance, Lady and The Tramp, Cinderella, Scarface, anything with Jenna Jameson, Once You Go Rat You Never Go Back, Leave It To Beaver, The Princess Bride and those R.O.U.S.'s - RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE.
Television:
American Idol, The Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, COPS, Wild Kingdom, Kim Possible, Hurricane Katrina reruns where it shows Avery Island getting fucked up because old man McIlhenney brought us up here against our will in the first place, RIP Steve Irwin, ALLIGATORS ARE OVERRATED!
Books:
Penthouse Forum, The Joy of Rodent Sex, Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, Kuma Sutra, anything by Richard Simmons, Rodent Dentistry Monthly, The Nutria, The Witch and The Wardrobe
Heroes:
Steve Irwin, Kurt Cobain, The Tooth Fairy, Travis Matte, Jerry Garcia, Larry Flynt, Bob Guccione, NOT Richard Gere, Hugh Hefner, any rodent that can live for more than two days in the FedEx breakroom, those Ramp Agents are freakin' fierce!