Gareth

Name, followed by location and complaint about distance from everyone else. Couple interests which are common, but still unique. Additional uncommon interest (stated in hopes of baiting conversation about said interest). Little known Performers, artists, and bands, to display the breadth of my musical taste. Racy joke, to show that humor is edgy and 'in your face'. Diffusing sentence to soften the blow of racy joke. Witty summarization to put skeptics at ease.