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DanYELL!!

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About Me

I'm pretty sure I'm weird. We can talk about the reasons why at any time.

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My Interests

spelling, art, reading, laughing, eating, sleeping, movies, cuddling, coffee, cigarettes, candy, post-it notes, crayons, purses, handwriting, macintosh, puppies, scrabble, pranks, ghost-hunting, magic, crossword puzzles, stories, juggling, talking, motorcycles, barefeet, ice cream, planning, singing, mail, politeness, friendship, Chicago, RISK, cars, cartoons, musical instruments, tattoos, crying, dead skin, and a fellow named Newton...

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who knows how to make popcorn bags see-through or will otherwise enrich my daily life....I like jokes too. Hit me with some of those.

Music:

Top 5 recording artists of all time: Bjork, Bob Dylan, Radiohead, Paul Simon, and Sufjan Stevens. I also enjoy immensely: Talking Heads, Weezer, Bright Eyes, Queen, Sinatra, Johnny Cash...

Movies:

[Stand by Me is my favorite of all time] [anything John Cusack has done] [Miyazaki movies astound me] [horror is my favorite genre]

Television:

All the random movies Ed records and whatever's on.... Man vs. Wild (mmmm Bear Grylls), How It's Made, ANTM, Scrubs, The Hills, America's Most Smartest Model, SHARK WEEK!!!!!!!!!!! I guess not a lot. I use the TV to play Nintendo.

Books:

Where the Red Fern Grows

Heroes:

Bjork, Natalie Portman, Lorelai Gilmore
Alphonse Elric

My Blog

Welcome to my life, tattoo

Ed tattooed my feet on Saturday. An "L" on my left and an "R" on my right.My dad thinks it'd be hilarious if it weren't a tattoo. Like if they were stickers for my shoes. He has this thing about ta...
Posted by DanYELL!! on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:03:00 PST

Bro Thanksgiving 07

The Hall of Fame Quotes from this year's Thanksgiving:Bob: "What are they making watch Rosie?"Brian: "What workout craze features a stationary bike with a flywheel?"Jen: "Journalism!"Brian: "I hate Ti...
Posted by DanYELL!! on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:30:00 PST

Dear Alicia Keys,

Thank you for singing in such a way that makes my booty shake.I appreciate it.Danielle
Posted by DanYELL!! on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:50:00 PST

Kevin Smith photo

I was going to ignore it the first time but now that two people have commented on what they think is poor grammar on my part, I will defend myself:I have a picture of Kevin Smith and ME in my photo se...
Posted by DanYELL!! on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:24:00 PST

Living the American Dream

Well, it's finally done. Ed and I are homeowners. After living together in my tiny bedroom at my parent's house for over a year, we found the perfect starter home. We closed on August 7th and began...
Posted by DanYELL!! on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:21:00 PST

The Rise and Fall of the Bernotas Empire

Since it's been the talk of the web since I posted it, I shall expound on my newest default profile picture:Brenda has been on this kick of drawing me nice pictures of mine and Ed's new future togethe...
Posted by DanYELL!! on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:16:00 PST

Five Years Already

Today being the five year "anniversary" of the tragic events that occured 9/11/01, I have found that people nationwide are choosing to deal with their feelings about this day by remembering where they...
Posted by DanYELL!! on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:32:00 PST

It's Time To Let It Go

I'm not exactly sure why, after six years of not speaking to one another, my existence in this world means anything to you. What happened in the past is just that...the past. At one point, we could ...
Posted by DanYELL!! on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 05:11:00 PST

Dudes! Pow Wow! That's section 8 housing

Can I just thank all my friends for being fucking amazing? Seriously, it makes me want to cry in a warm fuzzy way when I can have one of the best nights of my life just being surrounded by amazing pe...
Posted by DanYELL!! on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:31:00 PST

Utter Enlightenment

I am marrying the man of my dreams soon. Delightful.
Posted by DanYELL!! on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 04:02:00 PST