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starsonthefiringline

About Me

"Who wouldn't want to stick a zombie in the car crusher? Anybody who says otherwise is a liar. "
I am on a quest for the ultimate novelty metal collection.

My Interests

Art. Illustrator. Photoshop. Video games. Skat'boardin' Using my hands and feet to climb up walls. Using my feet to walk up mountains. Chillin'. I'llin.

Music:

Some good sounds.

Movies:

Gummo. 6 String Samurai. Cabin Fever. George Romero Films

Television:

History Channel. Food Network.

Books:

George Orwell. Chuck Phalaniuck Daniel Quinn. Eastern Philosophy.

Heroes:

Dave for always being there. Alex for keeping it real. My bro for being my better half. Steve Williams for being the jazz man. David Carradine. Barbara from the Night of the Living Dead remake. Cap't Metal.

My Blog

Im floating towards the sun.

This isn't going to reach its intended audience, but I need to get a few things off my chest.I want you to know that I stopped. I realized how stupid of a move it was so I basically kept you from hitt...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] §id on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:16:00 PST

Giddy up.

Unknowingly defrauding the DWS and owing them 2000+ dollars really brightened up my day.
Posted by [Axe Bros.] §id on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:13:00 PST

Story of my life.

My ultimate song for dancing is: Aesop Rock - Daylight My theme song: Brothers Keeper - Continuum This song will be playing when I meet the love of my life: John Coltrane - Spiral My family is des...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] §id on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:35:00 PST

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

I watched a friend get his face beat in while I held his arms down.  I wanted to help and that was the only thing we could do......pin him down, smack the shit out of him and take his half-zoned,...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] §id on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:41:00 PST

The truth finally comes out.

binksey: There have been many a time where I found myself in a position to go farther than being friends and untill yesterday I found out that taking the moral high road doesnt give you shit but an in...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] §id on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST

Almost 2 years.

May 5th, 2005.  I gainfully join the ranks of the employed.February 1st, 2007.  I gainfully join the ranks of the unemployed due to "organizational restructuring".No one told me goodbye.&nbs...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] §id on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:41:00 PST

Honestly.

Ladies, if you don't want to hang out with me, just say so. forboelmysterio: Emo month was last month, kid. You need to change your attitude. forboelmysterio: It's more like forboelmysterio: biches a...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] §id on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST

The conversation that changed my life.

Kyle: Sid, why do you fucking bother?Me: I don't know.
Posted by [Axe Bros.] §id on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:13:00 PST

My life IS Office Space.

I screw up once on an overnight package and 3 different people tell me about it.  Then, the rest of the priority packages that day were followed by "check up"calls from 3 different people making ...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] §id on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:01:00 PST

Zombie Story, revised.

Run.  Eat.  Sleep.   Life doesn't seem much different from those rotting corpses walking around.   How many times can you beat the antithesis of what life used to be into...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] §id on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:58:00 PST