You. Leather.
Any superheroes, extraterrestials, or moderately intelligent people out there, if any of those exist.
Indie New Wave, older New Wave, Neu Wave, No Wave, Indie Neu Wave, Outie New Wave, Third Wave, Post Punk, Pre-Post Punk, Indie Post Punk, Pre New Wave Post Punk. Alright, I'm making shit up, but who cares. From Pet Souds to Elvis Costello to The Clash to The Buggles to Tears For Fears to Squeeze to Fine Young Cannibals to Cake to The Faint...Plus (and yes, I'll admit it, you can just deny yourself all you want, but you know it's true) I still enjoy ska. Jazz. Ok, maybe a little emo, a little hip-hop...
Movies are too long. The following are things I can do in the time it takes to watch a movie: Paint a half of a room. Fix the sink in my house so the drain stopper works. Install a countertop. Caulk, seal and trim my last bedroom. Cut a hole and make a little window for my loft. Take Corona for a run. Write my Senator. Go to Starbucks. Twice. Make a burrito. Make sweet sweet love. Make sweet sweet love to a burrito. Go to Starbucks again. Movies Schmovies, there is nothing you need to tell me that should take 90+ minutes. You don't get time wasted back, folks.
Simpsons. Law and Order. The West Wing. Family Guy. Yeah, do a search, see how many people list the exact same thing. I bet it's a lot.
Everything Is Illuminated, The Home Depot How-To Series (Plumbing 1-2-3, Electricity 1-2-3, and Building Codes 1-2-3), Al Franken's Lies and the Lying Liars that Tell Them, Michael Parenti's Dirty Truths.
John Muir, Jan Palach, Ansel Adams