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About Me

I am a freelance writer of adult fiction. Porno Baby!!! Slinging drinks from behind the bar at CBGB's in NYC for 14 years was my former occupation. My tenure at CB's has made me immune to all forms of plague and tone deaf rockers. I live in a wonderful duplex with my beloved and beautiful husband, Bruce, and a bevy of naughty kitties. Unfortunately the duplex resides in the heart of the ghetto! I long for my days spent buying overpriced cheese and coffee in the L.E.S.! But, I traded in my Dock Martens for a yard, and you know what? I am happy! And now, machete in hand, I spend my days, planting basil and parsley, cleaning up cat gak and writing about blow jobs. Fabulous, no? I am the bassist and lead vocalist for the Chickletts--an all girl, three-piece surf-punk band. I believe that a woman's charater is her destiny. I have a small circle of friends and my most favorite thing in the world to do is make them laugh--as I love them all dearly. I currently work at a Feline Vet. Hospital called Manhattan Cat Specialists. Cats Rule! In my glory days I was the Associate Editor of Penthouse Magazine, and was known as the Queen of Porn for being able to punch out a 400-word dirty letter in a half-an-hour. This is a talent my Mom is most proud of.

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My Interests

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adopt your own virtual pet! My kitties: Charisse,Jonsey, Spot Girl,Madame Mina,Akasha,Tybalt,Batman, Buddy, Randall,Harriet Iscariot,and Stepford(Steppie Girl!)I love them all very much! Cooking for my husband and friends, hugging Bruce, feeding the strays in my yard(yes,I named them all: Patsy, Mr. Handsome (he has only one ear, but he's a beauty!) Church, Big Sid, and Puzzles, being a good Italian girl and always having pasta, olive oil and garlic in the house, hugging and loving my husband Bruce!, the full moon on a cloudless night(the light's almost blue, you know!)becoming so engrossed in a book that I don't realize it's 4am, kissing Bruce, watching Bats chase his tail(you think by the ripe old age of 11 he'd get over this activity!)a great glass of wine that usually turns into a great bottle of wine, hugging Bruce, expletives, writing on my walls.

I'd like to meet:

Elenor of Aquitane, George Sand, Marie Antoinette, Dorothy Parker and Eek The Cat.

Music:

Any band that hasn't played at CBGB(just kidding!)I like so many different kinds of music...Barkmarket, Elvis Presley, Nirvana, Nickoli Rimsky-Korsakov (Shaherazade), Dusty Springfield,Joan Jett,Peggy Lee("Is That All There Is") Johnny Cash, Neil Young,The Ramones Courtney Love, Wanda Jackson, Loretta Lynn, The White Stripes, Rolling Stones, The Kinks, Butthole Surfers, Cycle Sluts From Hell, Falafel Mafia, The Clash, The Cure, Psychedelic Furs,Robyn Hitchcock, Madness, King Missle, Pink Floyd, Brenda Lee, The Shangrilas, The Shirells, Chet Baker, Billie Holiday(especially on a rainy day!)Moros Eros,Led Zepplin,Talking Heads, MC5,The Pixies, Depeche Mode,The Priscillas, Jerry Lee Lewis, The Chickletts, Crisis, Falafel Mafia, The Seculars, The Shakes, Ike and Tina, Frank Sinatra, Nina Simone, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Sex Pistols, and so much more!

Movies:

I have at least 50 in my top ten. It's so hard to choose, but I'll give it a shot...All About Eve, Breakfast At Tiffany's(oh to have one tenth of Ms. Hepburn's class!) Shakespear in Love,Pulp Fiction,Pano y Vino:The Miracle of Marcelino, Hardware, The Manchurian Candidate(original version), Mildred Pierce, Gone With The Wind,Liquid Sky,Moonstruck, Queens Logic,A Bronx Tale(Robert Deniro acts just like my Dad in this movie!) 29th Street,Straw Dogs,The Paralax View, The Philidelphia Story,Star Wars,Clerks, Larceny INC.,It's A Wonderful Life,Come To The Stables,The Last Temptation of Christ, Donnie Darko, The Lion In Winter, Bringing Up Baby, The Aristocats, Lilo & Stitch, They Live, Cinderella, History Of The World, Monty Python's Holy Grail,Promise Her Anything(Warren Beatty is yummy in this!) THX1138, All That Jazz, Mr. Skeffington, Some Like It Hot, Bambi, Henry V(Branagh version), Bullets Over Broadway,The Eyes of Laura Mars, Hannah and Her Sisters, Practical Magic, Near Dark, Dogs In Space, Cabaret, A Clockwork Orange(right, right, right!) Being There,Looking For Mr. Goodbar, Brother From Another Planet, The Fifth Element and lots more!

Television:

24, Absolutely Fabulous, My Name is Earl, Old Twilght Zone Episodes, This great dog diving sports show, Animal Cops, but I can't really watch it 'cause I get too weepy if it's sad, and it's always sad. I can't believe I'm saying this but "Flavor of Love," come on I know you watch it too!And that goddamed spin-off "I Love New York," Sex In The City, The Brak Show (Space Ghost Coast to Coast), Wild Palms (a tv mini-series from the '90's), White Dwarf(another tv pilot that should have made it!, Highlander, Oggy and the Cockroaches,The Angry Beavers, The Simpsons,The Tick, Seinfeld.

Books:

Let's just say I can open my own library! But some of my favorite authors are, Margaret Atwood, Tom Robbins, Martin Amis, Morgan Llywellyn,Ursula LeGuin(The Laithe of Heaven),Michael Moorcock,Andre Norton,Piers Anthony(the man's so prolific I think he writes a book a week)Craig Spector, John Skipp("The Scream," Baby!), David Schow, Neil Gaiman, Poppy Z. Bright, Marion Zimmer Bradley, Hunter S. Thompson, Nick Toches, Stephen King(his early short stories!), Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clark,Douglas Adams(Marvin the Robot rocks!) poets: Robert Frost, Byron, Shelly, William Blake.

Heroes:

The squirrel, Bella, who used to live in my yard!