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unbrittly

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About Me

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Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.


What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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i bought the wrong kind of fish food. i think the fish are pissed, but it's kinda hard to tell. i could swear the orange one was giving me the fin...

My Interests

playing cards, pool, board games, donkey kong and mario kart, people watching, stupid movies, books, lame blogthings and okcupid quizzes, i love the smell of paper.
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I'd like to meet:

aunt jemima and a unicorn. but i probably never will... sad face :(............ old friends are always fun to find, and new ones are always a pleasure to make

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Music:

311, adam sandler, steven lynch, richard cheese, led zeppelin, the doors, pink floyd, janis joplin, jimmy hendrix, lynyrd skynyrd, creedence, jethro tull, bob dylan, steve miller band, the beatles, the rolling stones, bob marley, radiohead, beck, nirvana, dead kennedys, lords of acid, nine inch nails, ozzy, metallica, eminem, marilyn manson, belly, the pogues, smashing pumpkins, the pixies, the violent femmes, ani difranco, billy idol, weezer, stray cats, eek-a-mouse, modest mouse, david bowie, billy joel, the moody blues, green jello, cat stevens, queen, stone temple pilots, hole, keane, the arcade fire, muse, ugly casanova, menomena

Movies:

the last unicorn, raising arizona, rain man, the legend of billy jean, the dark crystal, earth girls are easy, the goonies, a christmas story, bill and ted, beavis and butthead do america, the lord of the rings, napoleon dynamite, heathers, fight club, harry potter, the wall, south park, dumb and dumber, slc punk, american beauty, cemetary man, buffalo 66, rad, the labyrinth, the nightmare before christmas, pulp fiction, boogie nights, ferris bueller's day off, the burbs, a clockwork orange, fear and loathing in las vegas, natural born killers, the breakfast club, harold and maude, edward scissorhands, unico, the wow wow wiggle waddle wozzy woodle woo, half-baked, the princess bride, team america, nacho libre, sixteen candles, space balls, men in tights, hot shots, ace ventura, magnolia

Television:

the simpsons, family guy, house, roseanne, poker, all my children and one life to live, prison break, the art showcase on channel 28 late at night

Books:

watership down, the rantings of hunter s. thompson, anything by steven king, especially dark tower, lord of the rings, chronicles of narnia, the dune series, the discworld series by terry pratchett, the harry potter books, the book by alan watts, a clockwork orange, anything by isaac asimov, the dragonlance chronicles, poetry by dylan thomas and robert frost, astrology, mythology, anything by kurt vonnegut

Heroes:

my crazy grandma, who tried to start a riot at her retirement home. she spit in a cop's face when he tried to restrain her.
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My Blog

brain teasers- it's fun! really!

Funny Videos  
Posted by unbrittly on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:00:00 PST

fortune cookie

..> You will be caught when you next fornicate in public 'What is your Fortune?' at QuizUniverse.com..>damn, i was really hoping this wouldn't come true...oh well...
Posted by unbrittly on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:39:00 PST

okcupid profile

..> ..TR> ..> The Sudden DepartureRandom Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure. You've been in a lot of serious relationships. Mo...
Posted by unbrittly on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:37:00 PST

help save sheltered animals!

Hi, all you animal lovers. This is simple & FREE. >> >> The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to >> click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food do...
Posted by unbrittly on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:49:00 PST

how good are you in bed test

..> How good are you in bed? MindblowerYou love to enjoy new things and give your partner what they want, when they want it and how they want it! Lucky you! lucky lover! Can I have your # lol How...
Posted by unbrittly on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST

survey

..> TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: britty Birthday: may 17 Birthplace: san diego Current Location: long beach Eye Color: blue Hair Color: bottle blond Height: 5'11" Right Handed ...
Posted by unbrittly on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:58:00 PST

obituary

..> 'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com..>...
Posted by unbrittly on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST

epitaph

..> Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com..>...
Posted by unbrittly on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:00:00 PST

what's your definition?

..> Brittany --[adjective]:Smells like teen spirit 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com..>...
Posted by unbrittly on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:56:00 PST

where will you be caught having sex?

..> britty was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion at the racetrack ... you've been caught by your dad! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at Qui...
Posted by unbrittly on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:41:00 PST