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Patrick

patrickpretorius

About Me

Many women want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer. I was talking to this girl the other day and uh she said "All guys want is sex." And I go "Listen finish blowing me and we're gonna talk about this later."

My Interests

Playing Guitar Downhill Skating Movies (sci-fi, thriller, comedy, 80's haha) Astronomy and Space Exploration The Future The Past Toast Manga and Animé

I'd like to meet:

Broken Lizard Sacha Baron Cohen The Dalai Lama Steve Wozniak Dave Grohl Paulo Coelho Mike Myers Douglas Adams (why God, why - hope he's got a towel up there) Scarlett Johansson Dane Cook Enjoy your Spaghetti. You're very rude.

Music:

Smashing Pumpkins U2 Muse Coldplay The Knife The Shins Postal Service Wolfmother Metric Radiohead Collective Soul Green Day Foo Fighters Millencollin Rammstein RX Bandits Kasabian

Movies:

The Big Blue 5th Element Stargate Who doesn't like movies? Who has ever said, "Hey, you wanna go see a movie?" "Fuck that and fuck your movies! It’s ridiculous, the whole idea of it! It’s just wrong and fake and no!" Tarantino Matrix Lord of the Rings Event Horizon Akira Supertroopers Happy Gilmore

Television:

? Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit

Books:

The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho The Magician - Raymond E. Feist Tolkien I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry", so it died

Heroes:

I was writing a letter. I was going to write "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote "rarely" instead of "really". I still wanted to use it, so I wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, dude. There's a lot of shit you don't know about me. Quit tryin' to act as if I am a steam boat operator.

My Blog

Reverence for Life

Roughly 2000 years ago a man was said to have existed who, amongst other things, preached not only that he was the direct son of a divine mystical entity, but also that if his disciples, listeners and...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:46:00 PST

Are you tired of looking for car insurance?

Oh my HAT!! If I see another car insurance ad I'm going to explode. But first I'll drag my contorted body outside onto the bonnet of a random car, carve something like "Insure this!!" with my fingerna...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:00:00 PST

-MONGOLOID-

MONGOLOID HE WAS A MONGOLOID HAPPIER THAN YOU AND ME MONGOLOID HE WAS A MONGOLOID AND IT DETERMINED WHAT HE COULD SEE MONGOLOID HE WAS A MONGOLOID ONE CHROMOSOME TOO MANY MONGOLOID HE WAS A MONG...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:51:00 PST

A New Mission

In an article I read about Michael Ende, author of The Neverending Story ( http://www.equilibrismus.de/en/topics/general/rm-michael_end e.htm) :"He was convinced that the economically most ...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:41:00 PST

Breathe

How to Breathe Like a Yoga MasterYou don't have to vacation in the Himalayas to learn to breathe like a Buddha. From the Pranayama tradition of yoga comes the "Complete Breath," which is a relaxing wa...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:40:00 PST

Its getting hot in here...

So I read an article today about an interesting soon-to-be-addition to the US Department of Defence's arsenal : "The U.S. Defense Department on Wednesday unveiled what it called a revolutionary heat-b...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:35:00 PST