Grown-up stuff ... but not doirty stuff ...
I'd like to meet:
Anybody stupid enough ( did I just say stupid enough ) or even bored enough ( did I just say bored enough as well) ... ( must be my senility setting in ) ... ( brain starts to wander when you get little grey-haired ) ... ( wonder what the price of cheese is these days ? ) ... to talk to me ... and I do mean anyone who is a human being with no criminal record and who has all there own teeth !!!
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Music:
Everything ... except Modern Jazz ( that is just a dischordant noise ) ...Country and Western ( especially the "old hound dog sittin on a porch for a month or more cos hes just too darn lazy to move " kinda crap !!! )... or anything that requires you to fondle your crotch whilst draped in 20 kilos of fake gold ( bought from Argos and not from Asprey's )
Movies:
LOTR ( ULTIMATE FAV !!! ) ...and in no particular order ... Citizen Kane, 1984, Gormengast, Pirates of the Caribbean (cos' hes sooo hot!!!), The Snowman ( cos' its sooo sad!!!)Shawshank Redemption, Se7en, Matrix, Twelve Monkeys, Dead Poets Society, The Crow, Gladiator, Jarhead, When The Wind Blows, Apocalypse Now, Shindler's List, Dogma, Usual Suspects, Shrek, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, J.F.K, Austin Powers, Downfall, Black Hawk Down, Passion of the Christ, Crouching Tiger,Hidden Dragon, Gattica, 12 Angry Men, Scum, Three Kings, The Third Man, A Knights Tale, Signs, Amelie, Boondock Saints, The Acid House, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Wall, Saving Private Ryan, Finding Nemo, Full Metal Jacket, Nightmare Before Christmas, Saw, Das Boot, The Ring, Babette's Feast, Metropolis, The Man Who Fell To Earth, American Beauty, Fried Green Tomatoes, 2001, 2010, Driving Miss Daisy, Blade Runner, Once Upon A Time In America, Clockwork Orange, Day The Earth Stood Still, Mr.Forbush and the Penguins, Black Narcissus, Ice Cold in Alex, Dr.Zhivago, Sixth Sense, Pay It Forward, K-Pax, 51st State, Dusk til Dawn, Day After Tomorrow, This Happy Breed, Heat, Village of the Dammed ( my grand-daughter is one ... blonde, blue-eyed and scary ... ooohhh!!! ), The Haunting ( b&w version ... scary toooo !!! ) ... and not forgetting that great classic BAMBI (brilliant!!!) ... JEEZ ... HOW IN HELL CAN I FORGET BORAT ( he can have "sexy-time" anytime with me !!! )And I only wrote all that out to practice my typing ... honest !!!
Television:
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adopt your own virtual pet!C.S.I Lost Scrubs Simpsons Shameless Discovery National Geographic Serious grown-up political stuff ( yes! I know your all yawning ...but is this a face of concern ... do I look worried ...do I look like I give a fuck !!! )
Books:
Will read just about anything ... back of cereal boxes and toilet roll wrapping included !!!
Heroes:
Sir David Attenborough Steven HawkinsAnyone who works in Health Care, Animal Welfare or Voluntary Organizations whom are over-worked, under-valued and usually only paid a pittance of their true worth !!!
