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CHRISTOPHER!

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About Me

I CURRENTLY PLAY GUITAR FOR NATIONAL RECORDING ARTIST ZUG IZLAND, WHO ARE A DETROIT BASED BAND. Zug Izland

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“He loves the cock” (Rob loves when I wear this at shows)

This is my Puppy!
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My Interests

I'm really into listening and writing music. I love to watch movies, just hang out and relax, and make/spend money (yes you can buy happiness, because money makes the world go round). Oh yeah...and lots of drinking.

This is my "Jack Solo" Just watch!
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I'd like to meet:

People who are funny, weird, musicians, or just love to have a good time. I would also love to meet anyone in my heros section! Lindsay Lohan!!!! ARTIE LANGE!!!! If you would like to talk to me you can send me a message, MY AOL INSTANT MESSENGER NAME IS : Biggamelicensed

Music:

* NINE INCH NAILS * PANTERA * DEFTONES * MARILYN MANSON * NIRVANA * LIMP BIZKIT * LAMB OF GOD * BLEEDING THROUGH * ATREYU * TAPROOT * FOO FIGHTERS * THE USED * TAKING BACK SUNDAY * STORY OF THE YEAR * HATEBREED * EVERYTIME I DIE * U2 * PHIL COLLINS * GENESIS * CHIMAIRA * AS I LAY DYING * G.N.R. * JOURNEY * ILL NINO * GREEN DAY * AUDIOSLAVE * KILLSWITCH ENGAGE * PINK FLOYD * SLIPKNOT * TOOL * OUR LADY PEACE * PITCHSHIFTER * STABBING WESTWARD * DISTURBED * SPINESHANK * WEEZER * ALL THAT REMAINS * SMASHING PUMPKINS * BLINK 182 * BLOODHOUND GANG * (OLD) KORN * A.P.C. * RAGE AGINST THE MACHINE * 30 SECONDS TO MARS * TRENCHFOOT * CHILDREN OF BODOM * UNEARTH * HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS * AVENGED SEVENFOLD

Movies:

Beverly Hills Cop, Secret Window, Dreamcatcher, The Langolers, IT, Carie, Christine, The God Father, Casino, Goodfellows, The Notebook (I know this makes me gay), Batman, Spiderman 1, Spiderman 2 (Best movie ever), Red Dragon, Bad Santa, South Park, Blow, Assault On Precinct 13, Coming To America, Office Space, Kids, Misery, Private Parts, AMERICAN BEAUTY, Mean Girls, 8mm, The Butterfly Effect, Green Mile, Titanic, Black Hawk Down, Catch Me If You Can, Gangs Of N.Y., Walk The Line, Four Brothers

Television:

Fuck TV it sucks...well except for The Man Show, Simpsons, Family Guy, Unsolved Mysteries, Alf, South Park.

Books:

Don't read a whole lot of books. I mostly read Guitar World, Guitar One, Guitar Player, and Modern Drummer.

Heroes:




My Blog

Sometimes you just

need a good long CRY!or a Blow Job! I find a good Blow Job fixes all! ...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER! on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:01:00 PST

Funny Jokes

Body: Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- Why is a Laundro...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER! on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:07:00 PST

I feel for this guy - Are women Evil?

Lets be real here we all know his wife was a nagging bitch, (you work to much, give me money, spend time with me, bla bla bla) the only down side was she was not in the town house when it went down! W...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER! on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:14:00 PST

Soon...............................

Yea I am putting up a new blog soon, not that anyone cares! I just feel like doing it!
Posted by CHRISTOPHER! on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:55:00 PST

Not so funny

So this guy kills himself over some girl, (which is not true anyways) and all I do is leave her a comment on her page (because she is crazy, and a lier) saying, So I hear you are to die for...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER! on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:34:00 PST

NINE INCH NAILS

Fuck yes; today I got floor tickets again to see nine inch nails. Twice in the same year, what a year. They are by the best live band I have ever seen. To top it all off I also got great tickets to th...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER! on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 08:52:00 PST

A fucking funny story! 1(900) Jack eats pussy!

This is A story about me as told by: Malachi (aka Ed) Its kinda funny so I thought i would re post his work! It was the Summer of 2000. I had just turned 18, and had been playing in a band with my ...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER! on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 01:30:00 PST

Fucking Bitches!

Everybody give your best wishes to Chris. His hand was badly bitten by a dog last night at Thanksgiving dinner. We had to cancel our show tonight out in Kimball! The trouper spent all night...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER! on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 12:43:00 PST

FUCK!

For the love of god I cant get my fucking video to play i wish i knew what i am doing wrong god i suck!
Posted by CHRISTOPHER! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What the hell am I doing?

What do you put in this fucking thing! I need to learn how to make this space fucking rock! I need to get some Good pic of myself! What is some good shit i could put on here?
Posted by CHRISTOPHER! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST