The Bakery

MELT - Kings Cross.
The Bakery.
Fri August 22nd
Debut album 'The Bakery & The Beast'
available now. Order a copy:
[email protected]
The Bakery have been variously described as:
“A rampaging gaggle of funkified love-children, triumphantly smearing their unique blend of ‘neo-orgasmic-sould-funk-jungle- party-core’ across the mental genitals of all those who hop aboard their party train”.
“An orgy of hedonistic cretins who wrangle like bavarian game hunters the sounds of booty-shaking-funk-lust, crafting them into burning soul-swords of badassity, and swinging them uproariously across the lands of killer fatness and sweet ear love”.
“An immense and burning shaft of bright groove energy that penetrates into the very depths of your soul, grasping it with full streangth and remolding it into an 18th century carousel packed to the brim with giggling children”.
“Modern day answers to the fundamental question plaguing us all: ‘who are we, and why are we all here?’.
Contacts:
Bookings:
Jesse Ricketson
0404 635 095
[email protected]
Media:
Emily Collins
0415642235
[email protected]
General Enquiries:
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Coming very soon. The Bakery website www.thebakery.net.au , Full of many degrees of awesomeness - Music, Videos, Merch, Gigs, Web Forum and more! Check it out.
Yo. The Bakery and The Beast Album launch tix now on sale through Moshtix! Go HERE to buy tickets.