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Beef Stu

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About Me

Does anybody ever read this shit? I know I don't. ..
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Name: Stuart Barramore Lusk
Birthday: 1973, on the 30th day of April
Birthplace: St. Joseph's Hospital, Abercorn St, Savannah
Current Location: Ardsley Park, Savannah
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 165
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Polish Jew- stupid and cheap!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Puma Speedcats
Your Weakness: Tonya
Your Fears: Losing Tonya
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and basil from Lombardi's in NYC
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Uhhhhhhhh.....
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use it, but I imagine LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have to???
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: LATE!!!
Your Most Missed Memory: Feeding the ducks at Lake Mayer with my Mom
Pepsi or Coke: Coke (heh heh!)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Both have their moments
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Luzianne! (I am southern afterall!)
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Latte
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck no, bitch!
Do you Sing: Always
Do you Shower Daily: Try to
Have you Been in Love: Am
Do you want to go to College: Have
Do you want to get Married: Will
Do you belive in yourself: Do
Do you get Motion Sickness: Unfortunately, yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Don't we all?
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah, right!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE 'em!
Do you play an Instrument: I hope so- it's my job!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: LOTS
In the past month have you Smoked: Only secondhand
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I plead the fif! 1,2,3,4, FIF!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: 6 nights a week
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Uhhhhhhh.....
Ever been called a Tease: Probably
Ever been Beaten up: Not really
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Walking down the street on my head while eating cold gravel and being whipped by giant fish heads
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A grown-up
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece, Italy, Spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Tonya's eye color
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever color Tonya's is
Short or Long Hair: However T wears hers
Height: Tonya's height
Weight: Tonya's weight
Best Clothing Style: Tonya's style
Number of Drugs I have taken: ALL of them...
Number of CDs I own: LOTS
Number of Piercings: 2- both ears
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nuttin!!
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My Interests

Good music, good food, good wine, good friends- what else does one need?

I'd like to meet:

Crazy people, lazy people, hazy people, lazy people, people that drive slow in the fast lane, cats and kittens, liberals, republicans, libertarians, centrists, people from the 4th world who know that the kerosene record player is not a very efficient device who insist on rubbing two sticks together ...blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda...oh- and Carl Brutanananadilewski .. width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

There are two kinds of music to me- good and bad. If I like it- its good! If I don't- its bad! My CD collection ranges from the Stones to Stravinsky- so I basically like it all. BUT ESPECIALLY: Zappa, The Band, Elvis Costello, Barry White, Claude Debussy, Beastie Boys, Albert King (anything on the old Stax label for that matter), Black Sabbath, Oz Noy, Nerve, Nicholai Rimsky-Korsakov, Soundgarden, Hendrix, Cake, Stevie Wonder, Rudder, Maurice Ravel, Beck, Wayne Krantz, Steely Dan, Son Seals, AC/DC, Otis Rush, Old Van Halen, BB King, Ottorino Respighi, Freddie King, Earth Wind and Fire, Albert Collins, Bowie, King Crimson, James Brown, Masters of Reality, Etc. etc. etc.- see, I told you I liked it all! AND- Keith Carlock!!! .. width="425" height="350" .... Did I mention Wayne Krantz?

Movies:

The Simpsons Movie, Team America; Kung Fu Hustle; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Memento; Napoleon Dynamite; The Ring; The Shining; A Christmas Story; Debbie Does Dallas; The Game; THIS ONE HOMEMADE FLICK ME AND MY GIRL MADE WITH OUR CAMCORDER; Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels; O Brother Where Art Thou?; Sixteen Candles...thats enough- I generally don't have the attention span for most movies- what can I say- A.D.D.!

Television:

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (officially takes over the top spot), Mr. Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, The Office, John From Cincinnati, Human Giant, The Food Network, Curb Your Enthusiasm, NASCAR, Sealab 2021, Law and Order, Futurama, The Brak Show, Harvey Birdman...I think you see where this is going- next question!

Books:

Anything by: John Fowles, Herman Hesse, Kurt Vonnegut, William Burroughs, Tom Robbins, Thomas Pynchon, Homer, Dr. Seuss, etc.

Heroes:

Heroes are for losers. Aside from that- Ricky Simpson is my hero. Oh- and Danny Steinfeldt!

My Blog

12......

...is the number of the man who won the Daytona 500 last nite.  That's right bitches- Ryan Newman is the man.
Posted by Beef Stu on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:13:00 PST

Superbad...

...if you haven't seen it- go now!!!  It is freakin' HILARIOUS!!!!!  Why are you still reading this?  GO!!!!
Posted by Beef Stu on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:37:00 PST

It's official...

I am a myspace junkie.  I would like to personally thank Elizabeth Harrison, Traci Fisher, etc. for getting me addicted to this little world we call myspace...
Posted by Beef Stu on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 11:53:00 PST

Ahhhh.....

All I can say is...Life is good, people are great, business is wonderful!!!! ...
Posted by Beef Stu on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 04:58:00 PST