The Dude

I'm the dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing----- I was, uh, one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement. -- The original Port Huron Statement. Not the compromised second draft. And then I, uh...Ever hear of "The Seatle Seven"? That was me...and six other guys. And the...let's see, I uh--music briefly. Yea. Roadie for Metallica. Speed of Sound Tour. Bunch of assholes. And then, you know, little of this, little of that. My career's uh, slowed down a bit lately. Fortunatly, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, uh, limber