Stolen from Pat |
I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments. What do you choose?
1. Produce: Lettuce
2. Bakery: Go...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 06:22:00 GMT |
Epitaph for Thorin |
My sweet little outside kitty Thorin got hit by a car yesterday. My neighbor I hadn't talked to before had found him and came over to tell me. He'd wrapped him in a little towel. So I found out i...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:06:00 GMT |
My knock knock joke |
I wrote this for my friend Evan, who tells me he loves copy editor jokes.
Knock knock Who's there?A copy editor A copy editor who? That sentence is awkward. Please rephrase.
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:21:00 GMT |
MY HUMOR |
My score on The'>http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=1756521412586276437
6">The 3 Variable Funny Test:style="font-size:18pt;font-weight:bold;">the Wit/>style="font-size:12pt">((57% dark, 30% spon...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:22:00 GMT |
Seven in one blow |
I just walked into the Goodwill down the street from my office and found seven cashmere sweaters.
SEVEN CASHMERE SWEATERS. And not in the boutique sections either. On the racks waiting to go ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:43:00 GMT |
Tipsy driver books room at state police 'hotel' |
http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070202/
LOCAL/702020531
FORT WAYNE, Ind. -- An intoxicated man who mistook an Indiana State Police post for a hotel, telling a dispatch h...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:11:00 GMT |
Loss Adjuster |
1. Put your music player on shuffle.2. Press forward for each question.3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.NO CHEATING...What does next year have in store for me?Happy Kid - Nada Surf ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 18:18:00 GMT |
Our new pet |
Due to popular demand, here is a picture of Patrick the pug, our new dog. He is cute. The cats don't like him but they also don't hate him. He can't really see, so even though he occasionally barks o...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 14:17:00 GMT |
Excerpt from a nanowrimo novel |
Sally looked annoyed and didn't say anything because a meteor fell on the house. From the ruins a new kingdom arose and then died as the creator realized she couldn't possibly make the effort to come...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 15:21:00 GMT |
Cat + Mancation = Trubble |
So my cat Reepicheep (aka Blowhole or White Power Bill) read some article on MSN about "mancations" and he has been nonstop trying to get Brian to go on one with him. First thing he did was order a bu...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:59:00 GMT |
