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Wisdom is a possibility, not a promise

Wisdom is a possibility, not a promise

About Me



Which Goonie r u?

Chunk You are and eater! You love food and are jewish. You are the punchline to a lot Of Mouth's jokes, but you don't let him get you down. You are super clumsy and an oaf, but still a very funny goonie.NOTE: IMPORTANT INFO: YES, I WAS ONE OF THE JURORS ON THE MICHAEL JACKSON TRIAL IN SANTA MARIA, CALIFORNIA. IT'S COOL IF YOU SAW ME ON TV, LEMME KNOW :) THANK YOU.........Well, I'm an outgoing guy who likes to do just about anything except watch grass grow. I'm in a wheelchair, but it doesn't stop me from doin much. Hope it doesn't stop you from talking to me. If it does, then im sorry but you suck.Velvet Revolver, one of the best rock bands out there right now. Plus my cousin is in it too.

My Interests



Leprechaun Name

Your Leprechaun Name is
Sneaky O'Brien
Get Your Leprechaun Name at Quizopolis.com ..tr The Mother Of Brian
You scored 41 Stubborn, 27 Crazy, 40 Agressive, and 55 Evil!

Apperance: Life of Brian

Nasty woman in the middle.

High Light:

The Leper Scene.

Leper I: A fish, sir?
Leper II: Alms for a leper!
Leper III: Alms for a leper!
Ex-leper: Alms for an ex-leper! Bloody donkey-owners, all the same, ain't they? Never have any change. Oh, here they...touch! Spare a talent for an old ex-leper!
Mother: Buzz off!
Ex-leper: Spare a talent for an old ex-leper!
Mother: A talent? That's more than he earns in a month!
Ex-leper: Half a talent then?
Mother: No, get away!
Ex-leper: Come on Bignose, let's haggle!
Brian: What?
Ex-leper: All right, cut the haggling, let's say you open at one shekel, I start at 2000, we close at about 1800.
Brian: No.
Ex-leper: 1750?
Mother: Go away!
Ex-leper: 1740?
Mother: Look, will you leave him alone!
Ex-leper: All right. Two shekels, just two. Isn't this fun, eh?
Mother: Look, he is not giving you any money, so piss off!
Ex-leper: All right sir, my final offer, half a shekel for an old ex-leper?
Brian: Did you say ex-leper?
Ex-leper: That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind a bell and fradock, sir.
Brian: Oh...what happened?
Ex-leper: I was cured, sir.
Brian: Cured?
Ex-leper: Yes, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you!
Brian: Oh, who cured you?
Ex-leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden up he comes, cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute I'm alive and newsgone. Not so much as a bye or league! "You're cured, mate". Bloody do-gooder.
Brian: Tough. Why don't you go and tell him that you want to be a leper again?
Ex-leper: Aah, I could do that sir, yeah. Yeah, I could do that, I suppose. Well, what the thing was I was going to ask him if he'd make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something peckable but not leprosy, which is a pain in the ass, to be blunt despute my French servant.
Mother: Brian! Come and clean your room out!
Brian: Here you are.
Ex-leper: Thank you, sir. Than...half a dinare for me bloody life story?
Brian: There's no pleasing some people.
Ex-leper: That's just what Jesus said, sir!
Door being kicked in by mother:: [Bladonk]

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Link: The Monty Python Character Test written by KamikazeParrot on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Your Birthdate: August 4
Being born on the 4th day of the month should help make you a better manager and organizer.
You may be more responsible and self-disciplined than you realize.
Sincere and honest, you are a serious and hard working individual.

Your feelings are likely to seem somewhat repressed at times.
The number 4 has something of an inhibiting effect on your ability to show and express affections, as feeling are very closely regulated and controlled.
You are apt to be much more practical, rational, and conscious of details.
There is a good deal of rigidity and stubbornness associated with the number 4. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You are Gonzo the Great. You love everyone, and still you get shot out of a
cannon on a regular basis. Oh, and you are
completely insane and have a strange
fascination for chickens.ALSO KNOWN AS: The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird SPECIES: WhateverHOBBIES: Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while balancing a
piano on his nose, backwards, five times fast.FAVORITE MOVIE: "From Here to Eternity...with no brakes."FAVORITE TV SHOW: "Touched By An Anvil"QUOTE: "No parachute? Wow! This is so cool!"

What Muppet are you?
brought to you by QuizillaTake the quiz: "What disneyland ride are you?"

Big thunder Mountain
You are Big thunder mountain! You are a fun and wild person. Yet you are knowledgeable at the same time. You tend to be able to pull anything off, from getting great grades, or wearing a really skanky skirt! Someone like you is enjoyed by all your friends.

adopt your own virtual pet!I just dont like Llama's you know, I have other interests. Racing has to be my biggest along with other sports. This includes a whole range except for basketball. Sorry, but BASEketball would be a fun sport to watch if they really created it heh. I like football, only the Redskins, but thats because the coach is Joe Gibbs. I do enjoy watching college football though. Go UCLA Bruins!! Baseball is probably my pride and joy next to auto racing. Go Dodgers!

I'd like to meet:

Well, lets see, I've already met the following people...Bill O'reilly, Geraldo Rivera, Charlie Gibson Diane Sawyer, Sean Hannity, Derek Bell, Carroll Shelby, David Pearson, Bobby Allison, Richard Petty, Randy Lajoie, Phill Hill, Jay Leno, Jeremy Mayfield, Robbie Loomis, Rick Hendrick, Brian Vickers, Boris Said, Hans Stuck, Robert Orcutt, Randy Pobst, Don Panoz, Scott Atherton, Johnny Herbert, Stefan Johansson, Scott Dixon, Scott Pruett, Mario Dominguez, Patrick Carpentier, Tommi Drissi, John Baucom, Paul Mumford R.I.P, Paul Gentilozzi, Paul Newman, Danica Patrick, Sebastian Bourdais, Paul Tracy, Christiano Da Matta,Max Wilson, Tommy Kendall, Tommi Drissi, Mario Andretti, Derek Daly, Don "The Snake" Prudhomme, "Big Daddy" Don Garlits, Alan Johnson, Gary Scelzi, Ron Capps, Marty Reid, Tony Schumacher, Doug Herbert, Doug Kalitta, Ron Fellows, Kevin Buckler, Franz Konrad, Terry Borcheller, Milka Duno, Sascha Massen, Michael Galati, Lucas Luhr, Jan Magnussen, David Brabbham, JJ Lehto, Emmanuelle Pirro, Nigel Olsson, Barry Meguiar, Vic Edelbrock, Christy Edelbrock Brian Redman, Lloyd Ruby, Dan Gurney, Sir Jackie Stewart, Jorge Diaz, Rick Debruel, Alex Tagliani, Jimmy Vasser, Paul Walker. Isn't that enough people to have met? What do you think?

Music:

Jazz is at the top of my list, I like most music, except most hip hop and rap, and country. Sorry, I know thats a bummer for a lot of you.

Movies:

Monty Python Movies, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Formula 51, Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Barrels, Toy Story 1 & 2, Monsters Inc., The 007 Collection, Star Wars Collection, Pink Panther Collection, Napoleon Dynamite, Spaceballs, Snatch, The Van, The Visitors, Gone in 60 Seconds (Original one), Band of Brothers, Hunt for Red October, Pirates of the Caribbean, Any old war movie, Kung Phoeey!, Kung Pow!, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Hows that for a start?

Television:

Whoever plays this game, please send me your scores so I can see how much you beat me by or how much I killed you by hehe :)
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Click here to play more Free Online GamesPretty much any kind of comedy on BBC America. This includes the following: My Family, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Father Ted, Benny Hill, The League of Gentlemen, British Men Behaving Badly, Coupling, The Kumars at No. 42, The Thin Blue Line, The BlackAdder Collection, Keeping Up Appearances, Are you Being Served, Wallace & Grommit, Good Neighbours (Spelled that way in Britain).Here in America, not a whole lot is worth while except for mostly auto racing. I do enjoy watching The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, The Learning Channel, National Geographic Channel, Nicktoons, Boomerang, Speed Channel, Turner Classic Movies,

Books:

Anything by Stephen Ambrose and Dr. Suess hehe. I like to read a lot of history books involving the World Wars. I'm reading a book right now called The Conquerors about Roosevelt and Truman. WARNING: IF YOU SEE A BOOK TITLED GUILTY AS SIN FREE AS A BIRD BY ELLIE COOK, DO NOT BUY IT. IT WILL BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND YOU SHOULD WAIT FOR THE BOOK WITH ME AND THE 4 OTHER JURORS IN IT INSTEAD OF READING HER FICTION NOVEL.

Heroes:

My dad. He's my hero, always has, always will be no matter what.