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The Theatrical Octopus

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They call me Sean of the Dead.
I am the world's greatest hero. Seriously, when the world is overrun by zombies, I'm the guy you'll want on your team. You'll see. Anyway, I wish I was alive during the Victorian era. Things were a lot more romantic back then, and you didn't get yelled at for opening a door for a lady (true story). I love pro wrestling and getting hit with stuff. I'm going to change the world. My favorite animal is the octopus because they're more intelligent than most people I know. I love my nephews and my niece. I'm a hardcore Scottish sonuvagun. I feel most at home on a stage or underneath one. I give great hugs. I hate fake friends. I hate chain letters. Honestly, if I see one more of those things telling me if I don't repost and send it to a billion other people that I'll be single until I'm 45 or die tomorrow, I'll find whoever started it and give them a boomstick migrane. I'm an Earth element. I love affection (nyuk nyuk). Les Miserables changed my life. I miss my brother. Godspeed, Matt. 2005 was the best summer of my life. I'm obsessed with The Phantom of the Opera. I like to fight. I have scars on my knuckles and one on my forehead. I weasled my way through high school. To this day, I'm still suprised I managed to do it. My favorite curse words are bastard and damn, because if you're creative, you can have a lot of fun with them (bastardize, damnation). Music is the rhythm of my life. I want to travel the world. Anything else you'd like to know? Just ask.
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My Interests


As I stated several times before, I'm a performer to the soul; I love acting, especially Shakespeare. I also enjoy other forms of art, such as drawing, writing (poetry, fiction, screenplays, you name it) and artistic film making.I greatly enjoy mountain biking and Zen meditation, as well as reading novels and brainstorming for concepts. I'm a method actor, so I also consider analyzing and becoming whatever character I'm currently playing to be a hobby as well.Video games are a must. Sure, some of you may sneer, but I find it's a great way to unwind. RPGs such as the Final Fantasy series and Chrono Cross are some of my favorites.I love listening to music, particularly while working out, biking, or doing something physical like that.

I'd like to meet:

Myself in 5 years. And Tommy Dreamer.

Music:

My favorite band of all time has to be The Red Hot Chili Peppers. I could listen to them any day of the week, any mood I'm in. I'm also a big fan of U2, and more recently Rufus Wainwright. I also like Beck, Moby, Nobuo Uematsu, Carlos Santana, Breaking Benjamin, Saliva, Godsmack, The Gorillaz, Bobby Darin, Frank Sinatra, Nat King Cole, Looking Glass, Shinedown, Elvis, The Seatbelts, stuff like that. I love insturmentals and soundtracks, particulary really effective ones from movies I love such as 28 Days Later and its sequel. The Final Fantasy games have beautifully composed music, especially 6 and 7. I'm really into musicals as well, with The Phantom of the Opera, Jekyll & Hyde, Sweeney Todd, Les Miserables, Martin Guerre, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Avenue Q and other similar ones being among my favorites.

Movies:

The Lon Chaney Phantom of the Opera, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, There Will be Blood, Braveheart, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Village, Unbreakable, Minority Report, The Count of Monte Cristo, Orange County, The Evil Dead series, Gangs of New York, American Psycho, the origional Night of the Living Dead, Reservoir Dogs, The Prestige, Pan's Labrinth, The Pursuit of Happyness, The Man Who Laughs, Les Miserables, The Fountain, Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit, Jakob the Liar, What Dreams May Come, Fight Club, Sin City,The Italian Job, and a few others.

Television:

Chapelle's Show, WWE RAW and Smackdown, ECW, South Park, Pinky & the Brain, The Office, etc.

Books:

First and foremost, Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux. Next, Phantom by Susan Kay is a must for any and all serious fans out there. The Zombie Survival Guide is an essential that I have on me at all times, and World War Z is possibly the most depressing book I've ever read. I love reading Mick Foley's stuff, too. For losing so many brain cells to chairshots, the man is incredibly smart and funny as hell. And Wuthering Heights.

Heroes:

The girl of my dreams.

My Blog

A Girl, a Boy, and a Tree Frog (part two)

Lenna stared at the frog. The frog stared at Lenna. Lenna cocked her head to the side like a curious kitten. The frog blinked both blue eyes. Lenna outstretched a tentative finger forward, t...
Posted by The Theatrical Octopus on Tue, 27 May 2008 12:23:00 PST

A Girl, a Boy, and a Tree Frog (part one)

Once upon a time... For as you know, any fairy tale worth its salt begins this way, and as this is a tale for the generations, it is more deserving of this title than any other story regardless of its...
Posted by The Theatrical Octopus on Wed, 21 May 2008 12:27:00 PST

an excerpt from Glass and the Machines of God

And as it was with all things, we spoke in rhyme and riddle...not for fear of detection, for that had happened very long time ago, but rather that those who had secretly wished to be spoken to were......
Posted by The Theatrical Octopus on Sun, 11 May 2008 06:17:00 PST

My Addiction.

I don't know why I decided to write this, tonight of all times I could have done in particular. I've been thinking about it a lot lately, however, and for some reason I feel like I should share it wit...
Posted by The Theatrical Octopus on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:11:00 PST

Things seem so much brighter on the other side.

Look at this big eyed fish, swimming in the sea, ohHow he dreams to be a bird, swoopin', divin' through the breeze.So one day caught a big old wave up on to the beach, now he's dead. You see,Beneath t...
Posted by The Theatrical Octopus on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:23:00 PST

I could have lied

There must be somethingIn the way I feelThat she don't want me to feel.The stare she bares cut meI don't care, you see, so what if I bleed?I could never changeJust what I feel,My face will never ...
Posted by The Theatrical Octopus on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:33:00 PST

Sacrifice, thats the price of a good trick.

I've been called out on more than one occasion on some of the choices I've made in life. Some of them have been questionable, some downright foolish, and sometimes without any forethought whatsoever i...
Posted by The Theatrical Octopus on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:19:00 PST

My Call

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... Mr. Hunter has finally been called on a mission. I've been waiting for a few weeks now and my patience (or lack thereof) has paid off. So, without further ado, ...
Posted by The Theatrical Octopus on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:41:00 PST

CANE DEWEY

I decided to take a break from the Zombie Thesis and focus on my recent frustration and inactivity. I feel like a caged animal here. I go to work, I wait for my day off, I go to the same places, prayi...
Posted by The Theatrical Octopus on Sun, 27 May 2007 10:39:00 PST

My Zombie Thesis, pt. 3

Without further ado, the long awaited part three of the Thesis! Since you fricks refuse to ask any zombie questions, I'll come up with some of my own in FAQ format, using ideas people have asked me in...
Posted by The Theatrical Octopus on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:35:00 PST