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I think about you when I masturbate.

That is one magic loogey.

About Me

*insert long string of hobbies, querks, etc. that have nothing to do with my life and serve no purpose other than to make people think i do other things than MySpace*
Jake tried to bake
a yummy chocolate cake
but WOW! it was fake
he got mad
and jumped in lake,
where he started to flake
flakes in the shape of a rake
it was gross, so for
goodness sake
he licked himself
-Brigitte

My Interests

stuff...

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Hawking
Conan O'Brien
Terry Gilliam
Eric Idle
John Cleese
Mel Brooks

Music:

basically anything except country. most pop music gets on my nerves too though.

Movies:

Monty Python Movies
Mel Brooks movies
Tarantino Movies
Casino
Donnie Darko
Dumb and Dumber
The Usual Suspects
Office Space

Television:

South Park
Family Guy
Penn and Teller: Bullshit!
old Monty Python's Flying Circus episodes

Books:

Koontz books
Grisham books
Hitchhikers Guide series

Heroes:

Stephen Hawking

My Blog

The Anti-Blog blog

as you may have guessed, i despise Blogs in any form or fashion. each keystroke tears off another small peice of my sanity. it is sheer morbid curiosity that brings me here. i only wonder if such a vi...
Posted by I think about you when I masturbate. on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 07:04:00 PST

Good Female Drivers

Gotcha!
Posted by I think about you when I masturbate. on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 08:28:00 PST

OMFGWTFBBQ (bad female drivers, part 4)

I know, I know. Believe me, i thought it was over too. So the other day, some friends and I went to see a movie (click, i would recommend seeing it) and after the movie, we still want to do something ...
Posted by I think about you when I masturbate. on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:05:00 PST

Bad Female Drivers, Part 3 of *Lemniscate*. (Dedicated to Keeli)

if youre reading this for the first time, make sure you've read the other two. Ok getting right back into it, here is where we left off.what's a responsible man to do? pussy out, and give women full e...
Posted by I think about you when I masturbate. on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 05:56:00 PST

Bad Female Drivers, Part 2 of *Lemniscate* (dedicated to Reeda)

In the last episode, we left off at the horses' curse upon female drivers. This week, we venture into a new century, and with it, mass-produced automobiles, public highways, and the women's movement t...
Posted by I think about you when I masturbate. on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 05:56:00 PST

Pirates > Ninjas

    I know. i hate to state the obvious, but it had to be done.ive met too many emo morons who think that somehow ninjas are superior to pirates. these people are misinformed and som...
Posted by I think about you when I masturbate. on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 04:47:00 PST

Bad Female Drivers, Part 1 of *lemniscate* (dedicated to Maddox)

    Allow me to start by apologizing in advance to any feminists and/or whiny bitches that may read this. all joking aside, i am not sexist. i believe a sense of humor about such thi...
Posted by I think about you when I masturbate. on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 02:45:00 PST