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The REAL Nick Cannon

I am here for Friends

About Me

HEY! YOU! Read the following before sending me any messages!!!! Have a nice day.

I'd like to meet people who aren't retarded and who can figure out that I AM the REAL Nick Cannon but I'm not that hack who thinks he can rap/act. I mean, is it really that hard to tell that I am not even black and that I am moderately talented? If you can't figure it out, don't send me friend requests because you will NOT be added. Take 5 seconds out of your day and look at my pictures. You will find I am NOT that guy from TV.

They need to remove the warning labels on items to thin out the gene pool. If you don't know to not drink the bottle of Draino or that you shouldn't operate your toaster in the shower... you deserve what you get.

I'm Nick the Dirty Mechanic.

"Yarrrr I'm...... not attractive."

Yeah, I even know Santa Clause.

As seen in NYC.

Ghost Rider

My Interests

Dominating the Aero Club Amateur Pool Circuit, drinking Blue Moon, going to the Imperial House and getting drunk off Dave's concoctions and listening to Rick Lyon totally rock out. XBox360 (GT: lil buddy42)I love listening to my new iPod (thanks baby!) I also like making people feel good about themselves by showing them how to style their hair in interesting ways. (Have you ever heard of styling gel?)

June 23rd, 2005 - UTI Graduation (Luna, Leo, Me, and Jerome (Bading!!!)

Me and my boo.

Music:


The KneeHighs

Talls; 2pac; the drumming prowess of Mr. David "Squats" Butterfield; Sleepy Time Gorilla Museum; Captain Dan & The Scurvy Crew; MC Chris; Kelli Rudick; Ugly Duckling; Warrant; The Dan Band; Opeth; Kanye West; I Voted for Kodos; Jedi Mind Tricks; Carlos Mencia; Bill Cosby; Eddie Murphy; Leftover Crack; N.E.R.D.; DragonForce; Jimmy Buffett; Girls Against Boys; Beastie Boys; Super Drag; Unkle; Self; Kemuri; Jackie Mittoo; Los Lobos; Ben Harper; Kings of Convenience; The Cure; Martina Topley-Bird; Odetta; Belle & Sebastian; The Strokes; Jolie Holland; Yo La Tengo; Mealticket; Pushover; Gang Starr; The Roots; Dance Hall Crashers; Scofflaws; Undercover S.K.A.; Softball; Jane's Addiction; At the Drive In; Sprung Monkey; Johnny Socko; Tuesday; The Chinkees; Dan Pothast; Jack Johnson; Korea Girl; Yes! Have Some; The Broadways; Mike Park; Slow Gherkin; Unsteady; Slapstick; Bim Skala Bim; Radiohead; Side Walk Slam; Brand New; Desmond Dekker; Zero 7; A Band of Bees; Spoon; George Harrison; John Lennon; Alkaline Trio; Reel Big Fish; Built to Spill; Modest Mouse; Pretty Girls Make Graves; Skavoovie and the Epitones; Weird Al; The Beatles; Green Day; Suicide Machines; Blink 182; Mr. Bungle; Broken Pretzel; The Vandals; No Knife; Sublime; Weezer; Tenacious D; Run of the Mill; DangerDoom; Van Morrison; Lyrics Born; Pigeon John;

Rhapsody of Fire

Dark Moor; Conceptualistic Departure; Digable Planets; NWA; Tortoise; Jay Z; DJ Quik; KRS-One; Scarface; Red Hot Chili Peppers; Cake; Phish; Blue Meanies; Gorillaz; Deep Purple; King Crimson; Limozeen; Teengenerate; Guitar Wolf; Chali 2na; The Visionaries; Beat Junkies; Cali Agent; Jason Mraz; A Tribe Called Quest; Outkast; Reggie and the Full Effect; Primus; Madness; Bruce Lee Band; AC-DC; Tool; Foo Fighters; Pennywise; Fishbone; The Police; Toadies; One Eye Open; Taranchula; Janitors Against Aparthied; Queens of the Stone Age; Red Session; Kraftwerk; DJ Shadow; Less Than Jake; They Might Be Giants; Ludacris; the Eels; Blackalicious; Jurassic 5; Ozomatli; Monopuff; Rammstein; John Linnell; Missy Elliot; Jimmy Eat World; The Hippos; Dashboard Confessional; Arrested Development; Geggy Tah; Dr. Octagon; Nerf Herder; Run DMC; The Conspiracy; My Superhero; Long Beach Dub Allstars; Stiff Little Fingers; Velvet Underground; Marvin Gaye; Warren G; Dr. Dre; Snoop; Toshi; Talib Kweli; Medeski Martin and Wood; Bjork; Buena Vista Social Club; Skoidats; Crosby Stills Nash and Young; Thievery Corporation; Pink Floyd; Blues Traveler; Operation Ivy; Dooms Day; New Found Glory; the Get Up Kids; Pat Metheny; Notorious BIG; No Doubt; Voodoo Glow Skulls; Eminem; Air; Pharmaceutical Bandits; Cypress Hill; The Aquabats; Bob Marley; Busta Rhymes; Smashing Pumpkins; The Ataris; Rancid; Offspring; Lucas; Parousia; Blood Hound Gang; Super Furry Animals; Maroon 5; Herb Alpert; Adam Sandler; Left Over Crack; Choking Victim; Ursula 1000; The Dead Milkmen; The Postal Service; Sun Kil Moon; Royal Trux; Mike Joseph; Ini Kamoze; Groove Armada; Iggy Pop; Hoobastank; Filter; Mike Errico; Organized Konfusion; Original Flavor; DJ Danger Mouse; Black Rob; Big Pun; Mos Def; Necro; Fabolous; don't you start with me...

My KneeHighs Memorabilia - Complements of Mike Talls

Movies:

Zoolander, Lost in Translation, Anchorman, Super Bad, Princess Bride, Shooter, Napoleon Dynamite, Transformers, Team America: World Police, Elf...almost anything that is NOT a Matrix movie or has stupid Keanu Reeves in it

Television:

Ninja Warrior, Unbeatable Banzuke, Dogfights, The First 48, Iron Chef, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Playmakers, Family Guy, Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Viva Pinata, The Simpsons, Sealab 2021, Kids in the Hall, ALF, Punky Brewster, Saved by the Bell, Scrubs, Thundercats, The Unit, Freaks & Geeks, Ghost Hunters, Lost, Numb3rs, Band of Brothers, CSI, CSI:NY, Chef Tony Infomercials

Books:

The Celestine Prophecy, Hornet Flight, Musashi, Air Frame, Ordinary Heroes, CD Liner Notes (I like to look for my name)

Heroes:

LBAC... that kid's done nothing but impress me.