An American Jester (NEW SONGS UP!!!)

Get Your Stimulus Now With... AN AMERICAN STIMULUS PLACKAGE
Yes I know the economy is in a rough state right know, so I’m doing my part to help…
Can’t figure out how to spend that last $5 of your Stimulus Check?!?
Oh I know that gallon of gas looks tempting, but NOW for a MERE $5*, you can get the “Rehab EP”!!!
WHAT?!?!That’s right you get the following EIGHT tracks for only $5*:
1. An American Intro
2. J-E-S-T-E-R
3. Too Bourgeois
4. Glitz and Glamour
5. Rehab
6. Another Day
7. Left Right
8. Check In (Rehab Remix)
AND THE FUN DOESN’T STOP THERE!!! When you purchase the “Rehab EP” for ONLY $5*, You also get the NEW “How to be Fly” Single FREE!!!
JESTER YOU’RE CRAZY!
That’s Right! Crazy like fox! The NEW “How to be Fly” single has THREE tracks on it.
1. Dis’ Information Age
2. How to be Fly
3. Check In (Rehab Remix)
BUT WAIT! There’s MORE!!!Also when you purchase the “Rehab EP” for JUST $5*. You’ll get An American Jester sticker.
It looks great on your car, or in places like Minneapolis*….
And Las Vegas*…
SO YOU’RE TELLING ME FOR LITTLE MORE THAN A GALLON OF GASOLINE I GET ALL THAT!!!
That’s RIGHT! You get the “Rehab EP” and the NEW “How to be Fly” single plus An American Jester sticker for JUST $5*. Plus I promise to put the money back into our economy when I spend it on thing like:
GASOLINE
MUSIC EQUIPMENT
ALCOHOL
GASOLINE
RECORDING TIME
DRUGS
GASOLINE
FOOD
BEATS
GASOLINE and finally…
GASOLINE!!!
So DON'T DELAY! Get your “American Stimulus Package” FOR JUST $5* TODAY!!!*$5 Does not include shipping. Adhering stickers to private or public property is illegal in most - well actually just about everywhere. An American Jester assumes no liability for vandalism as a result of sticker sales.
More to come soon...
I promise.