I can sit here and type my life story, what i like and what i hate (although i'm not sure what that is yet). I can tell you how i am as a person...what i fear...what plagues my life...i can say it all with confidence. but it wouldn't matter...you would think you know you would think you know from what you observe. Trust me you're illiterate when it comes to reading me, judging me...you will never understand unless you befriend me. don't be afraid...take the chance I promise to cooperate. Regardless to all this i mentioned i just can't resist listing random things about myself. Acrobats make me smile. I have this sort of attraction toward it. I could watch it all day. Acrobats for me include: cirque du soliel (the most awesomest musical ever), cheerleading (no i don't do it, i don't want to, and i dont think its a sport), and gymnastics (i don't think thats a sport either) i like watching it all. If you do any of that stuff with acrobats. you are my hero and i think you're the most awesomest too...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
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time started: 8:15
full name: ...
nickname(s): Joeleo, Polar bear, Santa Clause, Skittles, Jo-d, Pig, Coco butta,
birthday: sometime may
where were you born: Earth
zodiac sign: gemini
height: 6'4
weight: about 175
hair color: black
eye color: dark brown, but lite brown in the sun
shoe size: 15
ring size: ???
skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): milk chocolate
blood type: o+
grade: b
GPA: b average
siblings: yes
tattoos: no
piercings: never
hobbies: professional tv watcher
favorite
color: red&black
food: edible kind
candy: milkyway
type of cheese: sharp cheddar
pizza topping: cheese and mushrooms
salad dressing: no thankyou
sandwich: pb&j
cereal: ???
fruit: strawberries and oranges
vegetable: ???
berry: i already told you
cake: yellow
book: varies w/ what i read
movie: fifth element
magazine: don't have one
newspaper: comics only
tv show: all of them
website: www.myspace.com
radio station: none
font: time new roman
cartoon character: Kadaj
artist (painter): Katie R.
actor: the black guy that narrated march of the penguins
actress: everyone in drama
cd: Batman soundtrack
song: choke me, spanke me, pull my hair
music group: i don't know
music type: most types are fine with me
day of the week: wensday
month: may
season: all are fine
holiday: my b-day
shampoo: it changes
conditioner: huh...
number: 13
phrase: when in doubt whip it out
store: FAO schwartz, sharper image, and too cool
weather: cool
restaurant: i don't know
channel: their all my favorite
teacher: changes with the periods
weekend activity: playing around
hangout: home
house color: what???
sport to watch: gymnastics but then again thats not really a sport
sport to play: volleyball
animal: penguin, camel and hippo
flower: i don't really care for flowers
guy's name: kadaj
girl's name: neomi
board game: monoply
party game: twister, spin the bottle, truth or dare
story from childhood: can't remember that much
body part: its in the pants
have you ever
been on a train: yep
been on a plane: yep
been in a car accident: yep
caused a car accident: nope
run into a wall: yep
burned a potato chip: noooooo
almost burned the house down: no
smoked: no
been drunk: no
been high: no
broken the law: yep
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): yep
kissed someone of the opposite sex: yep
kissed someone of the same sex: maybe
frenched an animal: that is absolutly the most disguisting thing i have ever heard
made out: not really
had cyber sex: no, i do wierd things but not that weird
gotten engaged: yes, i tried to marry everyone on myspace but some people (Regina) were'nt to happy about that
had an online relationship: no
been rejected by a crush: probably
loved: no
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: probably
cried in public: yep
cried over a movie: yep
fallen asleep in a movie theater: probably
given someone a bath: yep
been to a boarding school: no
been home-schooled: no
lost a valuable item: yep
bungee jumped: not yet
skied: not yet
met the president: not yet
met a celebrity: yep
gotten a cavity: over the summer
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: never even seen the store
made a prank call: yep
skipped school: yep
faked sick to get out of school: yep
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: yep, it was too large
climbed a tree: yep
fallen from a tree: yep
broken a bone: not yet
sprained anything: not yet
passed out: not yet
made yourself pass out: not yet
been to disney world: not yet
been to a theme park (not disney): yep
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): maybe
made a model volcano (working model): not yet
made a clover leaf with your tounge: only a three
past
what did you do yesterday: went to turnabout
memory you miss the most: menike
memory you want to forget: already forgot
something you regretted after it was done: not devoting myself to the better things in life
the last
song you heard: justin timberlake, idk the name of the song
cd you bought: never bought a cd
thing you said: okay
time you cried: don't remember
movie seen in a theater: happy feet
thing you ate: patato salad
person who called: my grandma
nail polish shade worn: never
time you showered: this morning
person who complimented you: my grandma
at this moment
what are you listening to: the scilence of a nosieless room
what are you wearing: clothes
what are you thinking: this is really long and i have no life since i'm doing it
what are you scared of most: hightes and the unknown
how many people are on your buddy list: 100+
future
occupation: ???
marriage site: ???
honeymoon: ???
place to live: not USA
kids: maybe
car: scion xb
what are you doing tomorrow: school and drama
do you think george bush will be reelected: already has been
will there be a wwIII: probably
will politics ever be truthful: probably not
will humanity snuff itself out: yep
can the gov. be changed: yep
friends
best friend: i lost mine...
funniest: ...
silliest: ...
loudest: ...
quietest: ...
craziest: ...
calmest: ...
skinniest: ...
best secret keeper: ...
worst secret keeper: ...
the one you have but don't want: ...
smartest: ...
preppiest: ...
peppiest: ...
most hyper: ...
hottest: ...
weirdest: ...
biggest pervert: ...
most annyoing: ...
shyest: ...
most religious: ...
do you believe in
heaven: i'm on the line
hell: i'm on the line
angels: i'm on the line
devil: i'm on the line
god: i'm on the line
buddha: i'm on the line
aliens: only the gay ones (mel)
ghosts: i'm on the line
spirit (soul): i'm on the line
soulmates: sure
reincarnation: never really thought about it
love at first sight: not likely
karma: just coincedence
love in general: i'm on the line
luck: sure
yourself: if i said yes i MIGHT be lying
crush
who and when was your first crush: kindergarding, jasmine
any now: maybe
a celebrity crush: all of them
who do you want to be with right now: you
whos number do you want: all those that i've forgotten
who do you want to kiss: my crushes
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: anything
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: my crushes
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: 3
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: eyes if they stand out, the smile if their smiling, then hair especially if their hairy, then their voice if their talking, then what their wearing if their wearing anything
what do you look for personality-wise: open mindedness
biggest turn on: pretty eyes
biggest turn off: overly abnoxious, loud, overly dramatic and needy
something thay weat that turns you on: a smile, maybe a tattoo and some percings but then again that doesn't work for everyone
something they wear that turns you off: huge muscles cuz i'd be intimadated
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: never be heart broken
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: still waiting
what do you wear on a coffee date: coffee is disguisting
is it right to flirt if you're taken: only if the other doesn't mind
is cyber cheating: yes and its kinda wierd
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: nope
who would you like to take to the prom: my crushes
do you want to hug somebody right now: my crushes
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: stuff that makes people horny i think
describe
mellow: on drugs
melancholy: losing the one thing you took advantage of having and then really missing it later
the perfect date: one that last forever
the perfect mate: a clone of myself
how m&m's are made: molded round pecies of chocolate are made first and then are coated with colored chocolate
why manhole covers are round: because a circle is to make both in the ground and on a metal piece because you don't have to worry about side angles and perfectly matching every angle and side
one or the other
coke/pepsi: yes
sprite/7-up: sprite
boxers/briefs: boxers
gold/silver: silver
vanilla/chocolate: vanilla
flowers/candy: candy
book/magazine: magazine
tv/radio: tv
glass half empty/half full: doesn't matter
democrat/republican: on the line
colored pencils/markers: colored pencils
coffee/tea: tea
sun/moon: moon
day/night: yes
hot/cold: cold
dog/cat: dog
button/zipper: zipper
cotton/feather pillow: feather
blue/purple: purple
plumber/trashman: trashman
jeans/shorts: jeans
long distance relationship/none: noen
mechanical/regular pencil: mechanical
matt/ben: whoo?
that 70's show/simpsons: simpsons
kelso/eric: kelso
donna/jackie: donna
bart/lisa: lisa
romeo/juliet: romeo
romantic comedy/thriller: no thank you
nsync/bsb: whos bsb
peanut butter/jelly: peanut butter
waffles/pancakes: yes
letter/email: letter
florida/california: yes
pizza/burgers: no thankyou
hat/visor: hat
football/rugby: rugby
iceskating/blading: ice skating
movie at home/in theater: home
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow: lemon
red lipstick: whore
socks: holes
cowtipping: cowchips
moulin rouge: whores
greenland: norway
iceland: canda
harry potter: not that great of a wizard since hermione does all the real magic
red: dragon graj
blackberry: burrberry
rose: outkast
rooster: yes
taxes: work
bill clinton: pimp
whipped cream: sex
george w. bush: idiot
lollipops: lil kim
dreams: nightmares
love: diease
guys: girls
south park: never seen it
boy bands: justin timberlake
pengiuns: happy feet
girls: guys
thong: sisco
death: sims
spoons: asl
junk mail: viagra
dairy: of alicia keys
panties: raid
your father: hippie
pizza: grease
britney spears: justin timberlake
vitamin: water
are you
happy: sure
sad: not really
religious: not really
bitchy: not really
crazy: yep
messy: yep
mad: not really
slacker: yep
nerd: yep
bookworm: not really
jock: not really
preppy: sort of
selfish: a little
giving: sort of
obsessive: not really
violent: not really
calm: yep
peaceful: most of the time except when josh opens his mouth
mellow: sort of
eccentric: not really
caring: sort of
untrustworthy: not really
loyal: sure
patriotic: not really
perverted: a little
colorful: yep
artistic: very little
miscellanoues
what color is your jacket: black and i have a tan one
do you shave: rarely
where: my chin
what color is your razor: black
what size is your bed: twin
what color crayon would you be: gray
what are the last four digits of you phone number: ????
feelings on abortion: i sway
how lond does it take you to shower: 30-45min
what does your screenname mean: speechless
thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: what kinda question is that?
who so you trust the most: myself
is cussing a necessity in life: nope
how about coffee: no
is the world screwed: pretty much
what something you cant live without: tv
what time did you fall asleep: 12something
know what 69 means: crotch to face crotch to face
how about 143: if it is anything similar to 69 i dont think i much want to know
can you live without a microwave: yep
what do think about death: its enevitable
where and when do you want to be married: ???
do you want to drop out of school: never
why is the sky blue: its a reflection off the water and the evaporated water
what is a good trait about yourself: i'm open minded
what do you always think about: everything unanswered in the world
what is wrong with your school: lucnh is only 25min. the school jacks up the prices every year, you can't eat off campus so you're forced to eat their nasty crap or bring your own food
what is right with your school: all the people there at one time
how do you react to change: varies
do you talk to yourself: not really
what is your opinion on love: it is a diease of the heart that you can either live with or you die from once you get it
can you afford to lose weight: sure...i guess
what color would you dye your hair: red maybe
best thing anyones told you: you smell like hot sex
what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: thankyou and its kinda awkward if they keep staring at you
does being psycho appeal to you: not really but theres always a possiblity
if you wrote a book, what would it be about: all the weird things that go on in my head
what would you change your name to: kadaj izziano or crimson beauty
longest crush lasted how long: it is forever
tme finished: 9:18
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