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Toby

Yeah, I'm a cat. F*** you.

About Me

My full name is October Pyles. My slave owners call me Toby. Ain't that some shit? They feed my bullshit like dry cat food. The previous owners ripped my front claws out. Assholes. I'm glad I pissed on their bed. The current owners, well...they keep having kids, who love nothing more than to fuck with me. But I'll get them. I'll get them all one day.Espicially the big one. He sucks. He calls himself Nelson W. Pyles. What a pretentious fucking name. Like the W makes a difference. (I told you he sucks...)I love my Aunt, but she's in England. That's probably why. I have a half brother named Edmund. He sucks too.

My Interests

Sleeping. Licking myself constantly ('cause I can, and that's how I roll, fuckers.) Face it, I rule.

I'd like to meet:

Some fine bitches! I may be neutered, but I ain't dead! Chuck D. He's a hero. Christina Ricci. She fine. Damn fine...

Music:

Public Enemy, Ice Cube, Oranj Mechanik (the only cool thing the big asshole who owns me turned me on to) Parliment, James Brown (mourn ya till I join ya!!) Ike Hayes before he went all stupid.

Movies:

Anything where shit gets blown up. A lot. Horror movies. Also, porn.

Television:

Anything where shit (again) gets blown up a lot. Jack "Fucking" Bauer rules. (He a pimp) The "Law and Order" with Ice T.

Books:

Yeah.

Heroes:

Godzilla! And that fucking guy in "Silent Rage" who whacked that old lady by slamming her head into the wall. That shit was awesome.

My Blog

Same Shit

Damn! Those motherfucker that think they own me changed mah motherfucking FOOD!  I was pissed off like you wouldn't believe. Worst part?  The shit tastes EXACTLY THE MOTHERFUCKING SAME! Ima ...
Posted by Toby on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:43:00 PST

Upta Fo!

Yeah, now I got four Christina Riccis on my page.  Jealous?  You oughta be... Plus, they yanked my music-"Nigga Stole My Bike" is gone.  So, I got a new theme that is ill to the tenth p...
Posted by Toby on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:06:00 PST

My girl and other stuff

Christina Ricci.  No arguing, she's the best.  Period.  I don't wanna hear any negative stuff 'bout mah baby.  She rule. I gets lots o' stuff about credit cards in addition to the ...
Posted by Toby on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:51:00 PST

Porno Chix

Sup, yall...T-master General checkin' in. Gots me some porn chix a go-go happenin' these dayz on tha page.  More ta come, if you know what I'm sayin',  Yep, the Puss digs Puss.  Ha! Ima...
Posted by Toby on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:15:00 PST

Sup

I'm toby and this is my place for spewin truth.  Yeah, I'm a cat.  So what?  I gots shit to preach from time ta time, so just lissen to it when it happens. Right now, I ain't got shit, ...
Posted by Toby on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:12:00 PST