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About Me

(Brian and Stewie are on a German tour bus.)
German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Brian: Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
Brian: Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
Brian: You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian: A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany. (Throws his hand up in a Hitler salute.)
Brian: Uh, is that a beer hall?
Tour guide: (Snapping out of it) Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.
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My Interests

well. music is HUGE... couldn't live without friends and family. and God, of course. but mostly just having FUN without all the subsidiary inhibiters (i.e. alcohol and DRUGGIES). i really dont care who does it.. i just dont do it myself. so.. yeah! but honestly.. im not even half-serious most of the time. oh! and dancing. i loooooves the dancing.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Pretty much anything.. mainly modern and classic rock - heavier and lighter. Just depends. Less crazy about the rap and heavy, heavy metal though. Favorites: Ben Folds, Journey, Boston, The Eagles, Elton John, Our Lady Peace, The Beatles, Nickel Creek, Billy Joel, Fuel, Fall Out Boy, Trapt, Tantric, Lifehouse, Heart, James Taylor, any piece by Eric Whitacre, Clef Hangers.. and the list goes on.

Movies:

i love movies... but ze favorites number too many to successfully name in a list, though i've tried. i'll basically watch anything.

Television:

FRIENDS, Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, The Drew Carey Show, Family Guy, Simpsons, The Cosby Show, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, I Love Lucy, House, American Idol (YES, I watch it avidly), Dean Martin (is a god), Saturday Night Live (the older ones), What Not to Wear, Conan O'Brien, Law & Order: SVU, WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?.... what a life I live.

Books:

I'm an open book.

Heroes:

honestly, I'd have to say Jesus. thanks for the idea, shelise haha. i done stoled it, and there's nothing you can do about it! but yeah... besides God, there's no one that I could possibly love more. i think He... quite deserves it for everything that He's done for us. give Him a chance.