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Bill

About Me

I am married to a wonderful woman and we have three great kids. I am a scruffy (nearly trendy kind of scruffy!) short arse into Photography, Music, Maths(sounds really sad but I love it) I also have a very dry scence of homour :-)I suppose I can be classed as someone who has a mental "illness" I have suffered on and off from psychotic episodes (Paranoia, anxiety, depression and hearing voices etc)scince I was in my mid-teens, and having a fucking hard time at the moment. I'm not into any religious crap but I do love a good conspiracy.Crass
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Main Targets emo kids
Favorite Weapon car
Killer Battle Cry ur mama gose to collage!!!
Number of People Killed 925,596
Insanity Level 37%
Jail years 14
Your Name
Road Trip Prank
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My Interests

Judo, Maths, Photography, Music, West Ham and other interesting weird people.
lyrics - monty python

I'd like to meet:

Paul Erdos (But he's dead) Stephen Hawking John Nash (Dead as well?) My real dad (not the postman though, oh no, my mum worked in a mental hospital) Jack Nicholson Banana Man (and the boy Eric) Batfink (not karate though) Liono. Mumrah. Rodamus Prime. Jamie with that amazing torch. Robbie Williams (so I can punch the smug twat)

Music:


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Myspace LayoutsPunk, Pink Floyd, Beatles, The Velvet Underground. MCFLY (that's right you read it right the first time)and this band.

Movies:

One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Crash, The other movie Crash where people shagged in car crashes.

Television:

The Power of Nightmares, Only Fools and Horses, Green Wing, Bottom, The Young Ones,

Books:

Perfume

Heroes:

Banana Man (and the boy Eric) Bananaman
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My Blog

Billy's Theories!

Well again here is some more bollocks from a twaty twat twat. I POD! Apple are secretly gathering an enormous army of brain dead no hoper yes people.  Firstly we are told (and some of us even con...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:36:00 PST

Norfolk 'n' Chance

Hello, I decided to come up with a new police tv show called "Norfolk 'n' Chance" (funny or what) please send in your scripts and we'll make beautiful tv....
Posted by Bill on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:51:00 PST

STRANGE MAN!!!!!

Hello, I don't know what happened last night but I got home from work and then came to in some strange mans house and it was 12.45am! I hope he didn't take advantage of me, but I have got a funny tas...
Posted by Bill on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:23:00 PST

Billy's theories!!

Hello and welcome to Billy's Theories.   THE BRAIN THEORY, From an early age we are told that our brains are in our heads THIS IS NOT TRUE...we actually keep our brains in the palms of our hands,...
Posted by Bill on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:13:00 PST

Billy's Theories!!!!!!!! Bob Marley!

Well hello I'm back with yet another theory. I wont beat around the bush I'll come straight out with it BOB MARLEY WAS A NAZI! but because of his thick west indian accent we couldn't understand what h...
Posted by Bill on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST

Bare..Bear..Beare with me!

Greetings, Through a vast array of pulleys and levers that I have set up around the office(much to the dismay of my fellow collegues) and the medium of dance (whilst trying to type)  I shall...
Posted by Bill on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:38:00 PST

Work Meeting

Just a quickie, I'm having a meeting today with my Bosses and my CPN nurse at work to discuss my wellbeing, this is going to be weird, I am a bit nervous. Bill....
Posted by Bill on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:25:00 PST

Day Light Saving Time Theory.

Hello and welcome to another stupid edition of Billy's Theories. As you well know for years the Government has been using various mind control drugs on us and testing our urine to make sure we are rec...
Posted by Bill on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:19:00 PST

JUDO!!

Hello,Today was my second attempt at judo, and quite frankly I'm dissapointed, not with the judo place that's brill, but with me as today I seemed to have turned into the feeling sick, whingey fat kid...
Posted by Bill on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:31:00 PST

The Red Light Theory

Hello and welcome to the "Red Light Theory" Right this is another theory on mind control (I'm not a raving loon this is just a bit of tongue in cheek, or because I have to point out that I'm not mad m...
Posted by Bill on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:03:00 PST