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Eres una persona a la que le gusta embriagarse?; sientes que sin alcohol, no hay vida?; las resacas no te afectan y si lo hacen, te las aguantas?; eres de los que persiguen chicas màs jovencitas que tù?; te gusta mirarlas y murmurar de ellas y que se den cuenta, y perseguirlas sin piedad?; te vale madre lo que digan los demàs de ti, y si te das cuenta de que hablan de ti los masacras sin piedad?; eres pleitista?; disfrutas de los palomazos metaleros aunque estèn pèsimamente tocados?; eres de los que se quedan hasta la madrugada escuchando Heavy Ballads y lloras aunque te sientas el màs maloso de todos?
Si cumples la mayorìa de estos requisitos, no lo pienses mà s; forma parte del Berraco..s Drink Team!!!
Sè una persona sobresaliente (por las veces que te ha visto la gente tomar sin caerte), guapo (por como tu realidad fìsica es otra ya teniendo unas cervezas encima), importante (por que sin tì, no se arman las pedas igual). En fin, sè parte del selecto grupo del Berraco..s Drink Team.
Cual es el requisito para entrar?, fà cil!!!, sòlo manda un mensaje a mi myspace. Sin trà mites engorrosos, sin buròcratas malencarados, sin largas colas (de gente, no sean mal pensados), sin papeleo molesto. Los esperamos!!!!
English
Are you the kind of guy who loves to get totally beer-wasted? Do you feel life is meaningless without alcohol? Hang overs do nothin' to you and if they do, you stand for it? Are you the kind who loves to stalk, stare and whisper to younger girls? Do you give a damn what anybody thinks of you and if you ever find out they talk about, you just simply and mercilessly despise them? Are you a Bully-type? Dou you enjoy awfully played metal-jams? Are you the kind to stay up 'till next morning listening to Heavy Metal Ballads and start cryin' like a baby even when in your heart you know you're the 'tuffest of all?
If you apply most of this, waste no time and be part of Berraco's Drink Team!!!
Become an instant celebrity (for all the people who's seen get drunk and never fall down), handsome (we all get better after a few drinks... check the girl by your side!), Important (Parties ain't the same whitout you!). Whatever! Be a Berraco..s Drink Team member! NOW!!!
What do I need to do? you might ask... Nothing!!! Just add us as a myspace friend (Hey! This translation gets wild on beer... I was actually thinkin': "Add us as one of your myspace... hahahaah Hey,dude. Let me check my myspace. How's your myspace? No, it's mine, not yours MTF!!!!)
Ok, just add us. There's no bullshit in it!
What are you waiting for??? Click! Yeah, on "Add to friends"!!! Left click, no right click!!! Are you drunk???
Uh.. You're a girl? No problem! We need you!!! We worship you!!! Someone's gotta tell us what a bunch of idiots we are! Click it!!!
¡ ALL HAIL THE BERRACUS MAXIMUS !
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