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Shonte

If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of

About Me

Well let us begin on the wonderful journey that is the essential Shonte'. First I am the wonderful mother, most incredible mother of two beautiful and truly unique girls. Kennedy Xandria and Maesin Nixon MaKaye who both manage to rule my life.I am a full time writer and editor so my computer is my lifeline and my albatross. (If you are not familiar with the albatross reference...you need to read a little bit more.)I am humorous, very intelligent and have a devilish sense of humor rivaling that of Dennis Leary, Eddie Murphy (back in the Raw days) and Jon Stewart.I have a lot in common with Stewie Griffin. (If you don't know who that is...you need to watch more cartoons.) I plan on ruling the Universe one day so if you are very nice to me and pledge your eternal allegiance, I may consider giving you a country to run.I am not a Christian so spare me the biblical tirades. I believe in a higher power and not following a book rewritten by man over a hundred times. I'll respect your religious viewpoints and I want you to respect mine.
I hate liars. I believe in honesty and cutting through the bullshit until the naked truth is exposed to all. You may not agree with me but hey...it's my "About Me" section...not you.I believe in taking personal responsibility for your actions but come on people...lighten the fuck up. Life is short so you should spend as much time being happy as humanly possible.Oh and I resigned my spot from the human race because all of the dumbass talking monkey's ruining it for the rest. So don't take offense if I call you a talking monkey. I mean it with the utmost respect possible for a feces throwing primate."One sees clearly only with the heart. Anything essential is invisible to the eyes." Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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My Interests

Well if it has taken you this long to figure it out...guess we will review again.Books, movies and of course...THE ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS!!! I really do love college football and can appreciate other teams but the Razorbacks will always be Number One in my eyes and you're not going to be changing my mind.Lord it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every wayI love to look in the mirror Cause I get better looking each dayTo know me is to love me I must be one hell of a FAN!Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're an ARKANSAS RAZORBACK FAN!

I'd like to meet:

Robert the Bruce, Samuel Clemmons, my other four personalities, The Rock and anyone who likes to laugh, chat, watches great movies, listens to music and loves to read.***WARNING***Individuals who only read technical manuels need not apply. There is just something quite fishy about you sort. :P
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Music:

I am eclectic. I just dig good music be it from Jimmy Buffett, Otis Redding, Primus, Phish, Reel Big Fish, Jack Johnson, Michael Buble', DISTURBED (had to scream that one out), Cyndi Lauper, Jack Black and Tenacious D, Green Day, Elvis, Beatles, Harry Connick Jr, Usher, Ice Cube, DMX...the list goes on and on.Make sure you check out the group that you hear on my profile. They rock!!
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Movies:

I like horror, comedy, action and even some high brow stuff that I can wax intellectual about. Usually when I pop in a movie...I want to be entertained and shut down the cerebral cortex. The one thing you usually won't find me watching? Porno's. I get too involved in the plot and the corny lines.
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


85%

Jigsaw


80%

Hannibal Lecter


75%

Freddy Krueger


65%

Michael Myers


60%

Jason Voorhees


45%

Leatherface


40%

Buffalo Bill


35%

Captain Spaulding


35%

Candyman


30%
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Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Drawn Together (seeing a pattern yet?), South Park, CSI Las Vegas, Law and Order: SVU, Good Eats (Alton Brown, you maka my mouth wata'), National Geographic, ESPN, ESPN2 and any channel showing some college football.Your results:
You are Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 80% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 65% Inara Serra (Companion) 60% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 60% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 60% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 55% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55% Wash (Ship Pilot) 45% River (Stowaway) 45% Alliance 45% A Reaver (Cannibal) 25% Although you can be a good fighter
and good at protecting others
you are not very bright sometimes.
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Codes at MySpace ToolBox(This reminds me of how my sister and I used to fight. The "I'm not touching you...if you happen to walk into my swinging fist...I didn't do it!"

Books:

Well my latest reads are:"Good Omens" by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaimen Sherrilyn Kenyon's Dark Hunter Series Sir Philip Sidney's "Countess of Pembroke's Arcadia" Thomas Nashe's "Pierce Penniless" Calvin and Hobbe's CollectionI do believe that there are a few books that everyone needs to have read at least once in their lives. They teach you how to live and behave."Oh the Places You'll Go" by Dr. Seuss "The Velveteen Rabbit" by Margery Williams "The Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint ExuperyIf anyone has a book they think should make the list...send me a message. I might post it.

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My Blog

Today is the Day!!

Well my friends today is the day that I get married. It will be weird changing my profile status and being known with a different last name. I am eagerly anticipating being James' wife. I know I said ...
Posted by Shonte on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 07:51:00 PST

July 7th

Well Kats and Kittens it is official. I'm getting married on July 7th. One whole week away! I'm definitely excited, antsy and dreading it all in one wrapped up ball of emotion. The dreading part comes...
Posted by Shonte on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:25:00 PST

Bored and blogging

Yes my kittens, it is a shock but you are getting two blogs in one week! Consider it a two for the price of one. I should be working but today is going to be my day of rest. The brain just doesn't wan...
Posted by Shonte on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:26:00 PST

Here is the article and the link to the website

** Here is the article that was recently published on an e-zine website***   I was never one to really ask for pity. That just is not my style nor is it in my genetic make-up. My life has not bee...
Posted by Shonte on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:18:00 PST

New Article

Well kats and kittens it is official. I am having another article published but this time in an e-zine. I feel terrible that I have not kept up with my blog lately but things have been so busy that I ...
Posted by Shonte on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:11:00 PST

Now for the unpacking

Well yesterday was the big move. Let me just say this (and Kat can confirm this)...I LOATHE moving! Yet here I am moving again after just eight short months. I seem to have moved quite a lot over the ...
Posted by Shonte on Sun, 25 May 2008 02:44:00 PST

Beautiful

I want to come out and say it. I think you are beautiful. You are stunning and you light up a room.   Oh how those words could make any woman's day. Too bad we don't often hear them. Valentine's...
Posted by Shonte on Tue, 13 May 2008 05:52:00 PST

Packing up

Well my little kats and kittens...the packing is going at a snail's pace. It seems that around here acquiring boxes is like acquiring a great glass of wine and Thai food. They are practically non-exis...
Posted by Shonte on Fri, 09 May 2008 05:36:00 PST

Two Girls and One Cup Review

Okay. Let me take a deep breath and try not to remember too many details of this controversial clip that is making its rounds on the internet. My family came over for dinner last night and at the end ...
Posted by Shonte on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:02:00 PST

It’s Moving Time

Well my Kats and Kittens prepare to be shocked...I'm moving back to civilization. Yes, Melbourne life has proven too tedious to me and I'm moving back towards Little Rock. Well...closer to Little...
Posted by Shonte on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:54:00 PST