I like too practice my thai chi naked.. I like to use bannana leaves..... I like to roll in my dryer....... I like to knock on wood after something bad has happened..........I like to watch the food channel at 4 in the morning.........I like to go hunting for pandas........I like to take pictures of sleeping budda's....... I like to mow the lawn with tweezers.......I like to drink starbucks in the coffee bean........I like to milk cats.......I like to buy brand new television sets and smash them over my head.........I like to vaccum the kitchen sink.........I like to apologize for mistakenly saying darn when I mean to say damn...... I like to dance to indian music wearing a cow suit.........I like to do yoga without the aid of a floor matt.......I like to drink to blood of toddlers.........I like to cry when I watch Growing Pains........I like to listen to the sound people thinking......I like to give crayons to colorblind people.........I like to trap santa in my chimney and hold him for ransom to get a tickle me elmo..... I like do be photosynthesis for halloween......I like to bring the colonels fried chicken with its 11 herbs and spices to a PETA meeting.......I like to tell people about cellphone ringtones on myspace............I like to camp on my neighbors lawns.........I like order elephant at the elephant bar, but repeatedly get told that they don't serve elephant.....I like to watch the Spanish channel wearing nothing but a sombrero.......I like to go to anartica and befriend polar bears......I like to move my lips and act like Im talking to people with hearing aids.........I like to invent such things like deoderant with new car smell.........I like to dress formally when I go to Taco Bell......I like to text message "can you hear me now".......I like to type on the computer with my knee caps.......I like to see if I can land safety on the ground from my second story house with a pocket umbrella in case of the event that I am being chased by mebers of PETA........I like to knit sweaters in public restrooms.........I like to sun tan next to beached whales.......I like to harrass Kenny G with good music........I like to do push-ups on my back........I like to put a section on my myspace that says "Top 8 enemies".
