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Jonny Twobad

My name is Jonny Twobad, I am the voice-over king.

About Me

I am a writer philosopher and a jolly good cook!I live in West Los Angeles with my fave squeeze Rhiannon.ARRRR! We're outside the pirate tent.At Miss Kitty's May 12th.------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------I love to cook and I love to write. My highest moments come after writing. ....Street side in Ireland. I loved the pubs and the dreamy atmosphere stimulated me to write......................................................A nd on a memorable Sunday morning I climbed the 13C tower of the Blarney Castle. Stones impregnatred with Irish rain and I kissed the magical Blarney Stone. Said to have been blessed by a witch saved from drowning and to impart the gift of ELOQUENCE.---IN SHORT:: IRELAND IS A MAGICAL EXPERIENCE EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE.---------------!RIGA LATVIA...VERY STRANGE PEOPLE WHO SEEm TO TAKE AN INSTANt DISLIKE TO YOU!! I was only there two days. The first a man came to my bedroom door and told me to stop singing..or he'd make me.And the same day I was crossing the road and accidentally stepped out in front of a car. It wasn't a main road and the car was going slowly. The guy stopped his car ,looked at me and I thought for a moment he was going to get out and clock me. I pleaded ignorance as a tourist and he calmed down . But he definitely was up for a confrontation. I guess its the cold weather and the after-effects of the communist regime there but they definitely have no idea of western standards of hospitality.THE PLUS.....THE WOMEN IN LATVIA ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL IN SOME CASES. AND THEY'RE CONFIDENT TOO.a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank" Contrast the upholsteries!! This is on the coach shuttle from Union Station to LAX. Very efficient and cheap by the way.Salubrious lubricity!! Existential moroseness!! Pallid insensitivity!! Don't you love the English language!! I'm an eccentric Englishman with a taste for hats An intellectual libertine and bon-vivantThe Himalayas are a passion as is good Red Burgundy AND Jamon Crudo.

My Interests

Wine, women and song: why do those three words go together so well? HERTFORD COLLEGE OXFORD MAIN GATESinging and my voice talents. Continuing attention to those parts of me.My monologue glorifying cunt, one of the English languages best words.And one of the most abused.

I'd like to meet:

Jugglers and that girl who rides on horesback round the ring. ----------------------------------------------------------

Music:

THE CLASH THE STRANGLERS KT TUNSTALL LADYTRON NINA SIMONE SHE WANTS REVENGE, CHARLATANS UK., GOMEZ, KEANE,WILCO PRETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES, IMOGEN HEAP,IZZY COX, BABYSHAMBLES PETE DOCHERTY.. yeah BILLY IDOL, THE RAMONES ,THE UNDERWORLD , PORTISHEAD ,SUPER FURRY ANIMALS ,THE PRODIGY, TIMO MAAS, THE CURE, DEPECHE MODE, TOM JONES, JOE COCKER, RAY CHARLES, THE KNIVES. NEIL YOUN;ESPECIALLY THE NEW ALBUM TOOTS AND THE MAYTALS.

Television:

No

Books:

MOBY DICK THE BEST NOVEL EVER WRITTEN. SONS AND LOVERS THE SECOND. SEVEN PILLARS OF WISDOM BY THE OTHER LAWRENCE. BHAGAVAD GITA THE WORLDS MOST EXQUISITE RELIGIOUS BOOK. TROPIC OF CANCER BY HENRY MILLER BONDAGE TECHNIQUES BY COHEN.

Heroes:

............................................................ ................TEA HOUSE IN KABUL. I DRANK CHAI HERE

My Blog

Burning Man- The Belgian Waffle.

Well, it was called the Belgian Waffle by everyone I met. But the real name was Uchronia. It was funded by one Belgian (250 K) and constructed by ninety others. It used 100 miles of 2 by three inch by...
Posted by Jonny Twobad on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:37:00 PST

PIRATE THEMED MUSICAL

PIRATES GUNPOWDER SEX... SEE AUTHOR.          ;           ;       &nb...
Posted by Jonny Twobad on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:42:00 PST